Worst/Best place I have ever thrown up.

Jaime · Post by **Jaime** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 9:30 pm

West Point.

Freshman year.

Stain is still on the building 20 years later. Cheap wiskey and rum sure does stain granite...

waahoohah · Post by **waahoohah** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 9:33 pm

Jaime wrote:West Point.

Freshman year.

Stain is still on the building 20 years later. Cheap wiskey and rum sure does stain granite...

Good show.

All I have in return is a prairie dog hole....

But, then again, the prairie dogs DID move out afterward....

Diabetic Daredevil · Post by **Diabetic Daredevil** » Mon Apr 09, 2007 10:03 pm

In a baby pool full of live goldfish at a Tahiti themed party in college.

Plumber · Post by **Plumber** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 4:20 pm

into my own underwear

***** · Post by ***** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 4:35 pm

All over the entrance to my favorite video store. I promptly slipped in it and fell on my ass.

Frankennietzsche · Post by **Frankennietzsche** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 4:40 pm

On the kitchen floor of my parents' house in front of them.

Capt. Pantless · Post by **Capt. Pantless** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 4:42 pm

bathroom at my parent's house while my mom was trying to clean the trail up. i promptly slipped in it and faceplanted. mom was really impressed...

deadpuppiesandwhores · Fri Apr 20, 2007 5:59 pm

i woke up. half in the bathroom. half in the hallway. i was lying in my own vomit. it wass as if i "almost" made it to the tiolet but just couldn't quite get there. and i was in an unfamiliar place.

apparently my older sister had invited me to a party and i did too much shrooms, smoked way too much pot and had just one too many shots of tequila. i was worried i would be banished from this world altogether as my consciousness slowly made itself aware of the situation. that was when the owner of the trailer house found me and made all things better with one simple phrase.

apparently amongst her friends my sister's nickname was 'roni. i have no idea why, but that's what it was. and as her friend found me staining many feet of her carpet, she busted up laughing and screaming, "it really is her brother, its the classic 'roni pose!" being only 17 at the time this made me first grateful my sister hung out with losers, and at the same time made me fully appreciate how cool my sis really was.

deadpuppiesandwhores · Fri Apr 20, 2007 6:02 pm

oh yeah, and all west point students throw up whenever they drink, that's what makes them "good" officers. all women on the inside, really. j.k. i'm sure you were the cool one. just kidding again. i already have my officer whipping boy, you're alright.

Professor Roomie · Post by **Professor Roomie** » Sat Apr 21, 2007 3:57 am

The marble floor in Barca's suite at Con III is by far the nicest floor I've ever puked and passed out on.

Rob · Post by **Rob** » Sat Apr 21, 2007 9:50 am

Into my own eyes. I was lying on my back and all of the sudden I launched a huge blast of bottom shelf vodka into the air. It came down. Damned gravity.

Post by **Oggar** » Sat Apr 21, 2007 10:25 am

Generic Jugs shoes at Con I, apparently from quite an imprssive distance, it was in one of the banquet rooms at the Stardust. This was shortly after I'd won the Clash of the Tightest and decided to chug a goodly portion of the absinthe I'd won. I'm sure there are others who remember the details.

billybill · Post by **billybill** » Sat Apr 21, 2007 1:41 pm

Best place would be safely (and all of it with the exception of a small drop) into a small propel (flavored water) bottle.
Worst I probably don't remember, but I think bathroom sinks are pretty awful to pook in, they're so damned hard to clean up.
My goal has always been to throw up in a girl's clavacle though.

martini · Post by **martini** » Sat Apr 21, 2007 2:10 pm

i had a "ghost puke" once in the summer of '96. for the first time (as far as i can recall), i got totally shit-bagged on drive-thru Morgans and then started cowboying REAL Smirnoff from the bottle. the next morning, there was a note on my bed from my (now) ex-girlfriend, light puke stains on my shirt, but nothing else. anywhere. in the entire house and outside. i thought perhaps the toilet was the exit wound but even that was Spic-and-Span.

as an aside, i had "alcohol poisoning" the entire next day and was barely able to keep down plain rice and broccoli by 6pm without dry-heaving. no one was able to even communicate with me as even trying to talk caused me to dry-heave. as many life lessons i have had to re-learn, that is one lesson that was learned once and once only. i will NEVER feel like that again. i have had some software installed that will crash out if i even try. %^)

billybill · Post by **billybill** » Sat Apr 21, 2007 4:01 pm

Also in bed is a terrible place to lose your lunch.

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