Drunkard Injuries

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Re: Drunkard Injuries

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Re: Drunkard Injuries

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Was a little sad last Christmas. Had myself a bottle of Jack after work and argued with a friend over the phone. At one point, I fel backwards and broke my coffee table. For weeks I had a ridiculous big bruise between my hip and my ass.

But just two weeks ago, I fel on my knee during barhoping and I just start to feel that it's healing. Of course there are many stories of falling from stairs and waking up with a bloody pillow.

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Backbone Robby Bobby wrote:
Sat Jun 04, 2022 1:30 pm
Of course there are many stories of falling from stairs and waking up with a bloody pillow.
Thank bacchus that never happened to me. I`d immediately think I drunkenly helped a cow calv in my bed. Shock, horror, disgust
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