Drunkard Injuries

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Re: Broke Me Deek

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Ich habe einen Boner wrote:
Fri Jan 17, 2020 1:53 pm
Let a fatty ride me while drunk, now me deek has a biend
Oh nein. Not more stories about Birdie's teeny DEEK.
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Re: Drunkard Injuries

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Ich habe einen Boner wrote:
Fri Jan 17, 2020 1:50 pm

Ich kann mir nur zwei solche Verletzungen vorstellen
Aha, german:

Ach, nur zwei du Wichser? Tut die erste nicht schon genug weh. Pass mal auf du Sackgesicht, dein blutiger Hoden ist hier fehl am Platz. Verpiss dich und alle deine dämlichen Missgeburten,

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Re: Drunkard Injuries

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Shoooo, you damn nazis , nobody wants to hear you weird sexploitation stories about your ulalah ding dongs and wiener schnitzels .

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Re: Drunkard Injuries

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Being german is not yet considered a drunkard injury I hope
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Re: Drunkard Injuries

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Woke up to a carpet-burned forehead. I think I must have stumbled over my dumbbells to get some water in the middle of the night.

But I really don't know.
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Re: Drunkard Injuries

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Nausea wrote:
Wed May 06, 2020 6:20 pm
Woke up to a carpet-burned forehead. I think I must have stumbled over my dumbbells to get some water in the middle of the night.

But I really don't know.
How do you remember that you can`t remember. Work on your blackouts!
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Re: Drunkard Injuries

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oettinger wrote:
Sat May 09, 2020 12:47 pm
How do you remember that you can`t remember
He's a walking talking miracle

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Re: Drunkard Injuries

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i fucked a fat chick in my small italian car. She ruined my back for a couple of weeks. Worth it.

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Re: Drunkard Injuries

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oldsmartskunk wrote:
Sat May 30, 2020 3:00 pm
i fucked a fat chick in my small italian car. She ruined my back for a couple of weeks. Worth it.
What a slut
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Re: Drunkard Injuries

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oettinger wrote:
Sat May 30, 2020 5:46 pm
oldsmartskunk wrote:
Sat May 30, 2020 3:00 pm
i fucked a fat chick in my small italian car. She ruined my back for a couple of weeks. Worth it.
What a slut
At first glance of reading that, I thought O$$ said she ruined his back seat. Ewwww. And yeah really, he's such a slut.
And whose mom was it BTW, O$$?!?
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Re: Drunkard Injuries

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Drunekn morning today, I fell face first into some´bricks. I bloodied the whole place.
On skype I`ll look like H. Lector, there'`s a bandaid accross my nose
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Re: Drunkard Injuries

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Now I now why they call it Temporary Pong, my nose is doomlevel nightmare and guts
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Re: Drunkard Injuries

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oettinger wrote:
Sat Jun 20, 2020 9:33 am
Drunekn morning today, I fell face first into some´bricks. I bloodied the whole place.
On skype I`ll look like H. Lector, there'`s a bandaid accross my nose
Yeah and now everyone thinks I roundhouse kicked him through saloon doors.
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Re: Drunkard Injuries

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While walking back to the parking lot.
From a show at at festival park
I fell off the trail and landed 25 feet
Below the walking part.
I rolled down a hill
And hit a concrete
Drain pipe at about 2 feet above
The runoff pond.
Somehow, I made it out
I threw the urban cammo
Shirt in the trash,
Since it was covered in
Grass stains.
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Re: Drunkard Injuries

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machinehead wrote:
Sun Jun 28, 2020 2:40 pm
Cheers fellow tumblers.
Hey there, machinehead. And welcome to the board.

Your posting style is interesting. I think you'll lend some welcome diversity to the MDM corpus.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.

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