givemesomepils wrote:I have a new one. idk all the details but, it went something like this.
I was really wanting some vodka last week so i got some i remember telling my friend your about to see someone this vodka the fastest you have ever seen in your life. the next thing i know I wake up in my room on top of a broken table with a horrible gash in the back of my ear.
Bamm!!! That's what I'm talking about! Wear that gash with pride! Only a select few of us can lol
givemesomepils wrote:I have a new one. idk all the details but, it went something like this.
I was really wanting some vodka last week so i got some i remember telling my friend your about to see someone this vodka the fastest you have ever seen in your life. the next thing i know I wake up in my room on top of a broken table with a horrible gash in the back of my ear.
Bamm!!! That's what I'm talking about! Wear that gash with pride! Only a select few of us can lol
Other than the Tree Incident, which I am still under oath not to doscuss, the worst injury I've sustained "under the influence" was back in 1993. I was in Iwakuni Japan. I'd had a disappointing attempt at wooing a rather fit Female, had entirely too much Jim Beam, and had just gotten booted from the barracks by the Duty Sargent and a few others.
For some reason, I felt a need to take out my inchoate rage on an inanimate object prior to it reaching it's usually epic proportions. Namely, a blue utility box on the light pole out in front of said barracks.
Now, there is a right way, and a wrong way, to hit certain types of objects... 1/4" steel does not have a right way.
oettinger wrote:Did your cats survive the wreckage GMSP?
yeah they made it, that night i did run off a lot of people from my house though; which has been a lot more peaceful the last couple days. I just hope they stay gone for a while.
"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." hunter s. thompson god rest his soul
oettinger wrote:Did your cats survive the wreckage GMSP?
yeah they made it, that night i did run off a lot of people from my house though; which has been a lot more peaceful the last couple days. I just hope they stay gone for a while.
That`s the way I feel every time Irma "madame chaos" leaves. Silentio!
Mr. Viking wrote:this morning I can't straighten my leg. God knows why
i know this all to well that has happened to one of my ankles before on two separate occasion, maybe more; while I was blacked out. could not for the life of me could I recall what happened to cause it.
"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." hunter s. thompson god rest his soul
After work today my wrist hurts for whatever reason. My joints hurt from time to time and I hate it because often you can`t figure out why. A bone brakes, a stomach is upset from bad food but joints just do stupid stuff sometimes
I don't get too badly hurt. A few knocks, scratches and bumps. Worst I ever had were the bruises on my arms when I was arrested and then restrained at the drunk tank in Poland. Sometimes I damage clothing which is a giant pain in the arse. My favourite shirt has a massive hole at the elbow. Oh the Humanity! Oh Dionysus why do you curse us? Injuries make for great stories, but clothing. No one wants to hear about that time when you ripped a whole in your shirt by using a wire fence for support.
Now lets get back to this drunkard ankle masturbation injury before I start tragically weeping into my glass.
Major Strasser: What is your nationality?
Rick: I'm a drunkard.
Captain Renault: That makes Rick a citizen of the world.
Herman wrote:I don't get too badly hurt. A few knocks, scratches and bumps. Worst I ever had were the bruises on my arms when I was arrested and then restrained at the drunk tank in Poland. Sometimes I damage clothing which is a giant pain in the arse. My favourite shirt has a massive hole at the elbow. Oh the Humanity! Oh Dionysus why do you curse us? Injuries make for great stories, but clothing. No one wants to hear about that time when you ripped a whole in your shirt by using a wire fence for support.
Now lets get back to this drunkard ankle masturbation injury before I start tragically weeping into my glass.
Cigarette burns in my fav clothing is unnecessary and happens much too often