WHERE MY GODAMN CIGARETTES?!
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Re: WHERE MY GODAMN CIGARETTES?!
I light my cigs with that toaster sometimes. Burned my nose when drunk.
Drink!
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Re: WHERE MY GODAMN CIGARETTES?!
Yup.oettinger wrote:I light my cigs with that toaster sometimes. Burned my nose when drunk.
Approach her from the side. Sneak up on her if you have to. Never look directly into her eyes.
The toaster is a demon goddess, taker of eyebrows.
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Re: WHERE MY GODAMN CIGARETTES?!
On a gin kick at the moment. Switched to brandy, but back to gin.mistah willies wrote:I've found that gin makes me remincie
makes me think about lost new found freinds
I dunno if i should be drking gina on a night when I want to have fun.
Regarding its nostalgia-inducing properties, it is my considered opinion that drinking pine tree (juniper) puts you in close contact with Mother Earth. And her memory is very long.
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