One Hundred Things I've Done While Drunk
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E. D. is erectile dysfunction? I thought it stood for ermine deficiency.
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Pretty sure it's erectile dementia.
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#281 re-read all of this thread (while very drunk)
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Underwear is always missing when i wake up, never to be found again. Hmmm.... at least in Vegas I remember depositing them in the trash bin at the gay bar.
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#282 finding some strange dude`s undies in my favorite gaybar and sniffing on it. Couldn`t stop thinking of Patrick Swayze
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Left a Japanese restaurant/sake bar wearing someone else's shoes.
Left a Japanese restaurant/sake bar wearing someone else's shoes.
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As long as you didn't leave the bath with some sumo's thong it should all be good!Dear Booze wrote: ↑Thu Mar 21, 2019 11:58 pm#283
Left a Japanese restaurant/sake bar wearing someone else's shoes.
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Was in a bar and wanted to go outside for a smoke. I grabbed a random coat off of the coat rack because I mine was in my car. After the smoke, I decided I got sidetracked and never went back into the bar. I still have that coat.
Was in a bar and wanted to go outside for a smoke. I grabbed a random coat off of the coat rack because I mine was in my car. After the smoke, I decided I got sidetracked and never went back into the bar. I still have that coat.
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That is funny until you find out on the news they`re looking for a serial killer wearing that exact coatDear Booze wrote: ↑Fri Mar 22, 2019 10:11 am#284
Was in a bar and wanted to go outside for a smoke. I grabbed a random coat off of the coat rack because I mine was in my car. After the smoke, I decided I got sidetracked and never went back into the bar. I still have that coat.
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Its okay, I only wear it while doing serial killings. And smoking.oettinger wrote: ↑Fri Mar 22, 2019 10:32 amThat is funny until you find out on the news they`re looking for a serial killer wearing that exact coatDear Booze wrote: ↑Fri Mar 22, 2019 10:11 am#284
Was in a bar and wanted to go outside for a smoke. I grabbed a random coat off of the coat rack because I mine was in my car. After the smoke, I decided I got sidetracked and never went back into the bar. I still have that coat.
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and wearing it to the knock-off Persian rug store...Dear Booze wrote: ↑Fri Mar 22, 2019 4:02 pm
Its okay, I only wear it while doing serial killings. And smoking.
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#284 Swam across the hippo encampment at the zoo in the daylight. (Swam under the hippo to be precise), touched the other side, than swam back. No cams in those days.