Breaking in your own house

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Mr. Viking wrote:made the mistake of googling "drinks squirter" looking for a comeback picture
Can`t resist googling squirter....
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he`s dead
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we will never talk of this again
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Don`t think so.
We have to get armed.
Get drunk.
And need special music.
Companion on the merican dream
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oettinger wrote:We have to get armed.
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oettinger wrote:...We have to get armed...
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Burly men don't need no friggin arms t'all

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Its friday the 13th and full moon, time to break out this casket

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oettinger wrote:Its friday the 13th and full moon, time to break out this casket

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Who is it people?
http://www.allmusic.com/artist/gg-allin ... /biography

Can we throw a tarp over that pic or something?
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"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies

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Atleast it`s not throwing his own shit at you!
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oettinger wrote:Atleast it`s not throwing his own shit at you!
Indeed, this particular hazard is now mostly confined to visiting the monkey-house in the zoo...
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"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow

"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies

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booznik wrote: zoo...
Oh yeah, hippos!
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oettinger wrote:
booznik wrote: zoo...
Oh yeah, hippos!
Ye gods! Shiver me timbers! And I thought the other end was to be reckoned with, but that must be nature's most powerful poop-deck cannon!

We must keep our distance from that stocky frigate!
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur

"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow

"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies

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That might`ve only been the breakfast beer and re-heated pizza. Whait for the hard stuff (sic) and Fat Burger
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