I wasn't wearing trousers. Twas shorts...
However, by the end of the evening, even those went walk-about on me.
Mayhap your Maldovan's absconded with them for improvised tenting.
I am Low Rent
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Rev. Dead Corpse
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<insert something profound here>
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Now we be brothers. Cheers!
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
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"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
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mistah willies
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Is this Aussieland?
Does the bottle chug tornado swirl from right to left now, inside it?
Keg stand indicated!
(fucking excellent, mighty booznik)
Does the bottle chug tornado swirl from right to left now, inside it?
Keg stand indicated!
(fucking excellent, mighty booznik)
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Hamm's bitches. 15.00 dollars Us a 30 pack. A thing of fucking beauty when on a seriously tight budget. However there is something to be said for living large once in a while. Get a sixer of the good craft beer at the local Quick Six or your local version of the same. Have two or three to enjoy the good things... then hammer down on the cheap beer like the Hamm's.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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The tenet of Patchez: start the party with tuxedo, then "let's get outta her" and head to the fun bars in the dangerous district.
Ayuh, indeed
Ayuh, indeed
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Lookin big brah, keep it up.oettinger wrote:Ahem better late than never.
On order of commander Willies:
edit here we go, morning beer makes one not that much smarter...
