F*ck the high brow nonsense. Tonight, we watch wrestling... Or maybe even, Saints preserve us, American pre-season football...
I am Low Rent
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Rev. Dead Corpse
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I am Low Rent
$12 Taa ka vodka. Diet Dr. Pepper. And a $3 Maduro from Walgreens drug store. Sitting on my back deck wearing gym shorts and a Sloppy Joe's Key West tank top.
F*ck the high brow nonsense. Tonight, we watch wrestling... Or maybe even, Saints preserve us, American pre-season football...
F*ck the high brow nonsense. Tonight, we watch wrestling... Or maybe even, Saints preserve us, American pre-season football...
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Re: I am Low Rent
In a drunken mind I`ll say: you are twisted man! good!
Edit: 12er for vodak is too much, what would you bid on a stroh?
Edit: 12er for vodak is too much, what would you bid on a stroh?
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Drink!
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mistah willies
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Re: I am Low Rent
Heheheee
I will be upside down this night
I am low rent as well! But the rent gets paid, and the clothing gets rent as well, if things go well or badly, come what may
Cheers ya Drunkard bastuhd.
oettinger, got a pic of me
I will be upside down this night
I am low rent as well! But the rent gets paid, and the clothing gets rent as well, if things go well or badly, come what may
Cheers ya Drunkard bastuhd.
oettinger, got a pic of me
Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
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I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
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Rev. Dead Corpse
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Re: I am Low Rent
Not so much twisted, as bent into a Non-Euclidian bowtie.
Haven't had a cigar in a while, felt I was due...
The vodka is my usual poison de jure. Daddy's little helper as it were...
DRINK ya bastiches!!!!
Haven't had a cigar in a while, felt I was due...
The vodka is my usual poison de jure. Daddy's little helper as it were...
DRINK ya bastiches!!!!
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Rev. Dead Corpse
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Re: I am Low Rent
You know... I used to inhale cigars... Pipes too... Not so much any more.
Then again, I used to prefer a cheroot to something with a bit more body to chomp on...
Times they keep on a changin'....
Then again, I used to prefer a cheroot to something with a bit more body to chomp on...
Times they keep on a changin'....
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Re: I am Low Rent
Go for it
my dru nken drain saies.
H e y poot that nine iron h o le on our whole in ne ee! 1
Edit used to inhale both too, caused diarreah and heavy coching
my dru nken drain saies.
H e y poot that nine iron h o le on our whole in ne ee! 1
Edit used to inhale both too, caused diarreah and heavy coching
Drink!
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Rev. Dead Corpse
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Re: I am Low Rent
What an absolutely glorious evening... Hint of a breeze, warm without being oppressively hot...
Time to light a fire in the fire pit and see how deep we can drain that vodka bottle.
Skal...
Time to light a fire in the fire pit and see how deep we can drain that vodka bottle.
Skal...
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Re: I am Low Rent
Prosit!
This be a long drunkway ahead for us all
if ya got the guts
This be a long drunkway ahead for us all
if ya got the guts
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Rev. Dead Corpse
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Re: I am Low Rent
Drunks to the left of me...
Drunks to my right...
Here I am... Stuck in the middle with drunks..
Drunks to my right...
Here I am... Stuck in the middle with drunks..
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Re: I am Low Rent
You savage.Rev. Dead Corpse wrote:Drunks to the left of me...
Drunks to my right...
Here I am... Stuck in the middle with drunks..
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
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"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
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Re: I am Low Rent
Me, Doctor?Rev. Dead Corpse wrote:No... She Savage...
Me DC...
No, me doctor, you Mr. Burtenshaw.
My wife, doctor?
No, your wife patient, me Doctor.
Come this way please.
Me, Sister?
No. She Sister. Me Doctor. You Mr. Burtenshaw.
(skip to the drink)
Drink, doctor?
Drink doctor. Eat Sister. Cook Mr. Burtenshaw. Nurse me.
If this doesn't make sense to anyone, instead listen to the sound of two bricks being bashed together.
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
Re: I am Low Rent
Ahem better late than never.
On order of commander Willies:
edit here we go, morning beer makes one not that much smarter...
On order of commander Willies:
edit here we go, morning beer makes one not that much smarter...
Drink!
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Rev. Dead Corpse
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Re: I am Low Rent
Man, when some ya'all get "upside down", you really go all in...oettinger wrote:Ahem better late than never.
On order of commander Willies:
edit here we go, morning beer makes one not that much smarter...
Morning after tipples to ya'.... :-)
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Re: I am Low Rent
Dear Rev. D.C.,
With regards to your admission to be "low rent", I have a family of Moldovans who, if the price is right, would like to rent your left trouser leg. They promise to pay no loud music after 9pm (in the timezone of your choice), apart from certain "festivals", and will keep the trouser leg clean. In return, they would like to know that the trouser leg is fully plumbed and that the cooking instruments are OK for propane. Also (and this is not a "deal-breaker", they would like to know if the trouser leg is fitted with a/c.
There are 15 of them (they live in extended families, but they promised that you will hardly know that they're there.
What say you?
With regards to your admission to be "low rent", I have a family of Moldovans who, if the price is right, would like to rent your left trouser leg. They promise to pay no loud music after 9pm (in the timezone of your choice), apart from certain "festivals", and will keep the trouser leg clean. In return, they would like to know that the trouser leg is fully plumbed and that the cooking instruments are OK for propane. Also (and this is not a "deal-breaker", they would like to know if the trouser leg is fitted with a/c.
There are 15 of them (they live in extended families, but they promised that you will hardly know that they're there.
What say you?
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