Huh. Questions now:
On what side is the toilet lever located? (Don't say the top, that's cheating)
Are more people left-handed in Britland than other places?
Do bottles open clockwise instead of counter?
What side of the road are bicyclists allowed to be run over?
What is the air speed of an unladen sparrow?
UK holidays
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mistah willies
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Re: UK holidays
Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
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At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
Re: UK holidays
A there`s a bucket making the rounds all daymistah willies wrote:Huh. Questions now:
On what side is the toilet lever located? (Don't say the top, that's cheating)
Are more people left-handed in Britland than other places?
Do bottles open clockwise instead of counter?
What side of the road are bicyclists allowed to be run over?
What is the air speed of an unladen sparrow?
B they cant use either
C they hammer the bottles neck on the table, the classy way anyway
D they run over themselfes
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booznik
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Re: UK holidays
42. Of course.mistah willies wrote:What is the air speed of an unladen sparrow?
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Re: UK holidays
an african or a european swallow?mistah willies wrote:
What is the air speed of an unladen sparrow?
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Re: UK holidays
Come swallow!Mr. Viking wrote:an african or a european swallow?mistah willies wrote:
What is the air speed of an unladen sparrow?
Borrowed from South Park
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