Laminate

[oettinger]

Laminate,

I lived in this place for about a year when I decided it needed some new carpet. I decided laminate was the best thing, cause
A vomint won`t sink in so quickly
B dropped smokes won`t start a campfire immediately
C spilled drinks can be drunk again
D my lost hair is easier to pick up

Problem was: I need tools.

Who has tools?

Father.

What should father never see and thusly write me out of his will?
A the russian
B the collection of empties everywhere

Answer: both

I told the russian that he should help me take out the bottles.
Take out 76 vodka bottles
10 whisky bottles
a couple of korn bottles
1 tequilla
and
couple of gins

and you have yourself a shitload of carrying.

The glass dumpster is in eyesight but I didn`t feel like that back in the day (now I always empty every 2 days, I am not a messy!)

But well, that stuff helped hold up my old broken down couch, so why throw it away? It was part of the furniture.

Got a new couch with time but the russian even managed to break that one...


Back to topic:
We filled up every bag we could find with bottles and went for several walks. One time a bottle dropped out of my back but didn`t break luckily, much to the bewildered look of some neighbours who took a sneak peak inside my bag. HAHA

Yes I drunk all that yesterday you dumbfucks...


Anyway, no roaches were found, althought the russian slept on the bottles occasionally and the laminate still holds up vomit but looks severily damaged of drunk party encounters.

[booznik]

Excellent drunk story, tell us more.

[Mr. Viking]

make sure and wipeup spills quickly or your laminate will puff up and go to shit. I've got it in my living room. Cracking stuff for whizzing around in my socks