It has to be done

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It has to be done

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I have a "Wilfred" costume and an electric scooter.

I'm going to scoot past a bunch of business drones dressed as a dog.

Yelling "No-one will believe you!"

Pictures to follow.

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That'll definitely be something to look forward to seeing...
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I keep meaning to buy a fancy gorilla suit and ride a moped around town.
Actually, the original plan was that I would do that while chasing my then-girlfriend who would be dressed as a banana.
Current girlfriend does not like this plan.
Doesn't want to be second banana.
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Another Tipsy Sailor wrote:I keep meaning to buy a fancy gorilla suit and ride a moped around town.
Actually, the original plan was that I would do that while chasing my then-girlfriend who would be dressed as a banana.
Current girlfriend does not like this plan.
Doesn't want to be second banana.
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Bundy wrote:I have a "Wilfred" costume and an electric scooter.

I'm going to scoot past a bunch of business drones dressed as a dog.

Yelling "No-one will believe you!"

Pictures to follow.

Bundy
Oh I definitely wanna see those.
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