the berlin endrunkenment ing

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I recommend smashing those bottles up now. They are no good to you now, plus it's pretty therapeutic
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That`s really not that much. Damn starting early not pacing in any form and passing out too quick. The parallels to my UK trip are eerie similar.
But what really sucks is that as soon as a container of alcohol is opened time is running what seems twice as fast. Those four days went by faster than a blackout.
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oettinger wrote:That`s really not that much. Damn starting early not pacing in any form and passing out too quick. The parallels to my UK trip are eerie similar.
But what really sucks is that as soon as a container of alcohol is opened time is running what seems twice as fast. Those four days went by faster than a blackout.
Always blame it on the altitude. But your attitude is amazing. I would like to drink you under the table someday.

perhaps I will?


Hey! no funny business under the table. Only serious drinking. That is where the crawl originated. We need to find these shinies

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Under the table is on the floor, there the real party is going on.
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oettinger wrote:Under the table is on the floor, there the real party is going on.

I once heard a bluesy olde time tune, sung by a big fat woman with meat jiggling on her bones, and this song was about a bar where everyone was lying on the floor.

The bar tender came crawling around with a bottle to fill everyone's glass.

I only remember that stuff. I can't find the fucking song. This breaks my heart.

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Constantly drunk came over for a drink. A very nice occasion it was indeed. I managed to not pass out at 8 in the evening! Hey sucess.
We drank a lot, I mean LOTS of wine and vodka while enjoying Apocalypse Now, Meet the Feebles and such classics. Today we had white wine from the cooler in a restaurant at noon, but not before a proper vodka and rose-wine breakfast.
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Did he stab you in the leg again? If not, then it's going to be a pretty boring story.
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Palinka wrote:Did he stab you in the leg again? If not, then it's going to be a pretty boring story.
Next on the list would be loosing an eyeball. Yes youre right man.
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mistah willies wrote:... I would like to drink you under the table someday...
I'm in!
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Dear Booze wrote:
mistah willies wrote:... I would like to drink you under the table someday...
I'm in!
That would be epic!
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Got the fitting soundrack already, performed by our always drunk friend Dave Mustaine: Symphony of destruction
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