Bad Cologne

[oettinger]

Do you remember highschool?
No?
Me neither.

But I got this fun story to share from school:

We had this geography teacher that was always made fun of. Kids even were nice enough to lock her in a cupboard.
She got the beautiful idea to go on a class trip to cologne and studie how citys developed during the medieval.
Of a class of 30 ten people showed up, one was myself and one was a drinking buddy.
For this trip we ordered a friend to meet us at the train station with a case of beer.
Needles to say that mid-trip we offered the teacher a warm brewsky, to no awail.
We arrived in cologne on time and immediately went to the old city to educate ourselfes on how shit was done back then.
We managed to get out teacher into some porn-shop where pictures where taken.

Me and a friend got lost then.
If memory serves correctly we got thrown outta a grocery store hunting for beer,
after that memory is back again, we went to the cologne dome and walked all 3000 stairs up there to spit on someone and get more drunk

They sent some asshole to kick us out up the whole stairs instead of just waiting downstairs for us

We went into the cathedral,
Two Punks were drinking two rows in front of us. We became good friends that second.
Came a priest and told us: "This is not a restaurant"
I replied: "You are right mister, it`s a bar"

Christian can`t throw you out that easily, I think we left when empty.
After that it`s only dust n bones crossing my memory.


Thx for reading, cheers fuckers

[mistah willies]

Christian can`t throw you out that easily, I think we left when empty.
After that it`s only dust n bones crossing my memory.

Thx for reading, cheers fuckers

Damn fine read. I laughed, I cried, I fucking pissed my pants. Then, after those things, I read this story of yours.

I wish I was one of the punks in the front row!

Cheers bud

[oldsmartskunk]

Just a thought, but imagine this story being called "bad colon". Now that's where the real fun is!

[oettinger]

Just a thought, but imagine this story being called "bad colon". Now that's where the real fun is!

Haha!
First time reader here, what the fuck is going?

[Dear Booze]

Just a thought, but imagine this story being called "bad colon". Now that's where the real fun is!

Foe some reason, all of the neighborhoods where I live have cute little names and cute little entry features with cute little signs to let you know which cute little neighborhoos you are entering. There's Buchanan Estates, Tuscany Village, Helm Ranch, Wawona Estates, and many more. I live in a neighborhood called "The Colony". Back in June, my buddy Khan and I were drinking a bit on my patio and he suggested that we get a crow bar and remove the "y" from the cute little sign at the end of my block. So I now live in "The Colon".

Captain Morgan, I salute you!

[oettinger]

There's Buchanan Estates, Tuscany Village, Helm Ranch, Wawona Estates, and

don`t forget Wynona Rider`s Eestate Grab