There and Drunk Again. A Drunkard's Journey.

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There and Drunk Again. A Drunkard's Journey.

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This is the tale of several Drunkards who went on a grand adventure. Our story starts with a set of Twin Drunkards who lived close to the foot of a mountain. On this Mountain there was a Festival to mark the start of Winter and to honor Ullr the God of Winter.

The Twin Drunkards knew of another Drunkard who had recently traveled to a horrible hive of thievery and scum. Washington DC. This traveling Drunkard didn’t know many local Drunkards so the Twins being somewhat nearby invited the traveling Drunkard to the Festival on the Mountain.

For this to happen one of the Twins would have to make the journey to the foul pit of D.C. Which he did. He risked much but he found his Fellow Drunkard and brought him to his home, where they enjoyed some pre Festival beers before the other Twin arrived to haul all the happy Drunkards to the Festival.

The journey to the mountain was short but all the Drunks were excited about the shenanigans to follow.

At the mountain the Festival prep was in full swing. The Bonfire had been set and the snow guns were adding to the real snow that was already falling.
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The Drunkards donned their Viking horns and set to the beer lines with a will. The lines were long so they double fisted. Finishing the first beer and getting in line at the start of the second. They would finish the second just as they got to the head of the line.
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The bonfire was lit and the beer and raucous celebration began in earnest. Though after four trips through the beer line that seemed to get longer each trip they said “ Fuck this.” They made a quick trip into the lodge for some food and one last round of beer. The decision was made to invade a local tavern where more beer and whiskey could be inhaled at a faster rate.
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They found a local hole called the Silver Lake Inn. Nice little joint with a strange form of entertainment were they had no band but the locals sang songs, mostly off key and badly.
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The next morning found the Drunkards, aside from the Twin who was the DD a little worse for wear. The morning sun hurt as they sought a surcease from the head pounding. Alas the beer store was not open at that hour.
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The local Drunkard ran the semi local Drunkards back to the decaying swamp that is D.C. and vowed for more meet ups in the near future. Stay tuned.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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Wow! Thanks for the pics Patchez.
Did they burn a witch on that bonfire? Looks like a nice place for my sister haha.
Drink!
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it looks freezing but good fun, cheers!

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What a lovely drunken tale! Would have enjoyed being part of the debauchery. Thanks for sharing!
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I love the WTF look that younger woman is giving Patchez.

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Sammy wrote:
Fri Dec 22, 2017 2:59 pm
I love the WTF look that younger woman is giving Patchez.
haha, she caught my eye too

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She was wondering if I was horny.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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Patchez wrote:
Fri Dec 22, 2017 10:17 pm
She was wondering if I was horny.
haha how did you respond?

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Patchez wrote:
Fri Dec 22, 2017 10:17 pm
She was wondering if I was horny.
You should have told her you're Santa Claus and asked her if she wanted to sit on your lap.

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