The Downward Spiral (epilogue)

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The Downward Spiral (epilogue)

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Wanna go for a ride?

It wasn't supposed to go like this. Like the Greasy Dude Epic Titties once wrote: "Shit Happens"

A stranger in a familiar land, yes indeed. But the colors weakend. They lost vibrancy. They were supposed to be much brighter. I would plant my seed in that lovely sweet earthy humus, and witness growth.

But now I'm left with hummus and pita. Such is the way of the Modern Drunkard.

Shit happens.

There are two principles, and those are these:

1. Always mind your leather.

2. Always DRINK.

Anything less is giving up to them bastards, them dastardly DRYs.


When go for a ride?


Perhaps you will.

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Hey Urb. It's been a while. Yes, take us for a ride.
DRINK!

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Re: The Downward Spiral (epilogue)

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Dear Booze wrote:
Sun Aug 26, 2018 5:30 pm
Hey Urb. It's been a while. Yes, take us for a ride.
As you wish, mistah D. B -ill

I'm ready for my close up.

very soon

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I could use a ride to the store if you're going that way.

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Don`t close. A 24/69 buisiness can`t be closed
Drink!
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These stories are like dating a hooker. Fool of promise and keep you wanting.

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oldsmartskunk wrote:
Sat Sep 08, 2018 2:54 pm
These stories are like dating a hooker. Fool of promise and keep you wanting.
Horrible!1!

Get your four dollars back!
Drink!
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Re: The Downward Spiral (epilogue)

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oettinger wrote:
Sat Sep 08, 2018 10:39 pm
oldsmartskunk wrote:
Sat Sep 08, 2018 2:54 pm
These stories are like dating a hooker. Fool of promise and keep you wanting.
Horrible!1!

Get your four dollars back!
What the hell is this? I thought the space freak was dead?
The hooker, I meant

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