Karaoke Adventures

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ThirstyBirdy
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Re: Karaoke Adventures

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I must say, it was a surprise she showed up.

I think it was her ambush of me, and that i had lustful desires prior to that, which made this impossible to resist.

My drunken banter awoke that desire in her she had all along. She caught this drunkard off guard, and i accommodated her.
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Re: Karaoke Adventures

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ThirstyBirdy wrote:
Sun Sep 22, 2019 11:57 am
now this would be a diary:

"Today i walked the dog at 12 pm. Chugged a beer at 12:30... Chugged another beer at 12:35. Loaded more beer into the fridge. Poured a tall glass of pinot noir at 12:37... ect ect"

Just for reference babe
Yeah that does makes sense. And wow you are very precise going all minute by minute. Impressive! At 2:28 pm I took a much needed massive bowel movement lol.

So I guess the question begs...which is a journal and which is a diary? I kinda thought one was more "Shit I did today"... like, the mundane check list of sorts (loading up the fridge) vs. the deep and dirty shit like "Dear Diary I want to fck the shit out of my neighbor's wife" kinda stuff?

I pretty much combine all of the above in one entry. "Today I walked the dog on a beautiful hiking trail and enjoyed the fall leaves changing colors. Then I came home and took a nap, roasted a Cornish game hen and veggies for dinner, got super drunk and smoked a bit while watching "Outside Providence", and if it's a really good day, *insert sexual escapade here*.
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Re: Karaoke Adventures

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ThirstyBirdy wrote:
Sat Sep 21, 2019 9:15 am
Before i was banned for life from a local Church, i used to show up hammered to the sermons. Anywho, this Church had after prayer "fun" nights. basically it consisted of cookies, local gossip, and apple bobbing, and worst of all no alcohol. Mind you, I was a 30s single male so these functions usually were very boring aside from gawking at women in Church dresses.

Anywho, on this particular fun night they had a karaoke machine. I'm usually not one to jump on these hangover regret machines, but thqt night i was particularly loaded. We picked our own songs...Forgetting i was in a Church, I chose "Closer" by NiN....

I was forcefully hauled out after the second "i wanna fuck you like an animal!" Told if i ever came back Cops would be called.

later that night at home topping off my drinks feeling like a complete idiot.... I hear a knock... I open the door to find the preacher's wife from the church still in her black church dress and heels, blonde hair up in a bun, looking sexy. I had always wanted to fucj her. I

"Can i come in?" She says. .. "Sure babe" i say. She says "i liked your song tonight and i knew it was for me." She proceeds to bend over the kitchen table and lift up her church dress. .. I spank her... She pulls down her pantyhose... "Again" she says... I spank her again, this time bare ass... I unzip my pants....
This is one of the best things I've read on this here typing board. It's got soul, passion, heart, and a good old leadup to some fuckin'. The problem is that it keeps jumpin' around between first person past tense and first person present tense. And all of them dots (...) are a boner kill. TELL US WHAT'S HAPPENING INSTEAD OF TYPING DOTS.

The thing that makes this story suck is you are too much of a fucking pussy to just tell us what happened.

Grow the fuck up and tell us a goddam porn story.

FUCK!

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Re: Karaoke Adventures

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Lester.. While I appreciate you leeching off MY story, and the praise......

How about you go out and experience your own story you fucking bastard!

and quit jacking off to mine while you're at it!
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ThirstyBirdy wrote:
Wed Sep 25, 2019 10:27 am
Lester.. While I appreciate you leeching off MY story, and the praise......

How about you go out and experience your own story you fucking bastard!

and quit jacking off to mine while you're at it!
Use the search functiong, search for "Lester" there are a million
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Re: Karaoke Adventures

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oettinger wrote:
Fri Sep 27, 2019 9:57 am
ThirstyBirdy wrote:
Wed Sep 25, 2019 10:27 am
Lester.. While I appreciate you leeching off MY story, and the praise......

How about you go out and experience your own story you fucking bastard!

and quit jacking off to mine while you're at it!
Use the search functiong, search for "Lester" there are a million
I'm starting to like this Lester fella. Jack off to my story all you want bub
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Lester is a drunkard with Tourette's that contributes his pearls of wisdom on his iPhone from the confines of his guest toilet.
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Re: Karaoke Adventures

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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Fri Sep 27, 2019 10:37 am
Lester is a drunkard with Tourette's that contributes his pearls of wisdom on his iPhone from the confines of his guest toilet.
Is that a reference to sperm?

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Re: Karaoke Adventures

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Easy on our fellow drunkard, he hasn't ever offended me.

Quite like the guy actually
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Hello Drunk people!
The most drunk I ever got
Was the time I
Was waiting for my
Enlistment buddy
From High school
Who I joined the
Army with
While waiting
After 30 months
In Germany
At his dads house
In Richland WA.
Separated by our
Return to the US
By 1 year
I drank a fifth
Of George Dickle
One afternoon
And pestered his dad
About logarithms
I proceeded to
Announce that my
Friend would be home
Within an hour
And he was home
Within that amount
Of time
Although I was pretty
drunk at the time.

I sang some Karaoke
At a strange house
Where a different friend
Had invited me
I sang the song
Get your moter running
Better known as
Head out on the highway
By Steppenwolf

I was pretty drunk
That time too

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