Some Place Else... Tucson, Arizona

Jaime Posnario · Post by **Jaime Posnario** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 1:10 am

The best bar was "Some Place Else" in Tucson, Arizona. It was owned by "GOD" (Otherwise known as Jim Anderson), who ran for Mayor several times unsuccessfully. The drinks were all named like "The Cumstain", "Buttfucks", etc. Out in back of the bar was a "Museum/ Party House" called the "Duty Hut". It contained many sexual contraptions and could be rented for private use or for free if the owner was invited. There was not one time I was there that there wasn't some nude customer dancing on the bar, luckily it was mostly women. The band ZZ Top named it as their favorite bar, and I was lucky enough to be there when they came by once. Also, Jim was an actor in several movies. The cast of the "Cannonball Run II" had a party there and I was invited. The liquor board caught wind of the shenanigens and took the license( Dirty rat bastards!) He opened a more subdued version called "The Pig Pen", but it wasn't the same. I will never forget the bar, nor the "Schmue" an armless drunk woman who enjoyed giving head there..... :(

genocidesally · Post by **genocidesally** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 3:44 am

Sorry I missed the show. It sounded like quite the place!

Crystal · Post by **Crystal** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 5:50 pm

Jaime Posnario wrote:The best bar was "Some Place Else" in Tucson, Arizona. It was owned by "GOD" (Otherwise known as Jim Anderson), who ran for Mayor several times unsuccessfully. The drinks were all named like "The Cumstain", "Buttfucks", etc. Out in back of the bar was a "Museum/ Party House" called the "Duty Hut". It contained many sexual contraptions and could be rented for private use or for free if the owner was invited. There was not one time I was there that there wasn't some nude customer dancing on the bar, luckily it was mostly women. The band ZZ Top named it as their favorite bar, and I was lucky enough to be there when they came by once. Also, Jim was an actor in several movies. The cast of the "Cannonball Run II" had a party there and I was invited. The liquor board caught wind of the shenanigens and took the license( Dirty rat bastards!) He opened a more subdued version called "The Pig Pen", but it wasn't the same. I will never forget the bar, nor the "Schmue" an armless drunk woman who enjoyed giving head there..... :(

Shmoo???? When did you become armless and a female?

Shmoo · Post by **Shmoo** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 9:01 pm

Crystal wrote:
Jaime Posnario wrote:The best bar was "Some Place Else" in Tucson, Arizona. It was owned by "GOD" (Otherwise known as Jim Anderson), who ran for Mayor several times unsuccessfully. The drinks were all named like "The Cumstain", "Buttfucks", etc. Out in back of the bar was a "Museum/ Party House" called the "Duty Hut". It contained many sexual contraptions and could be rented for private use or for free if the owner was invited. There was not one time I was there that there wasn't some nude customer dancing on the bar, luckily it was mostly women. The band ZZ Top named it as their favorite bar, and I was lucky enough to be there when they came by once. Also, Jim was an actor in several movies. The cast of the "Cannonball Run II" had a party there and I was invited. The liquor board caught wind of the shenanigens and took the license( Dirty rat bastards!) He opened a more subdued version called "The Pig Pen", but it wasn't the same. I will never forget the bar, nor the "Schmue" an armless drunk woman who enjoyed giving head there..... :(
Shmoo???? When did you become armless and a female?

*does a double-take* Yep! I got all my parts still intact. And I can still hoist a cold beverage in both hands. Phew!

loves2eatpie · Post by **loves2eatpie** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 9:09 pm

someplace else here eyes come :x

The Pooba · Post by **The Pooba** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 6:23 am

Yeah, I'm dredging up old threads, its my semi annual visit to the MDM boards, blow me.

FYI: Jim/God is now the proprietor of Tucson's "Meet Rack", on West Drachman between Stone and Oracle/Main Streets. Sounds like some of the traditions from the old place carried over to the new. Did they do branding there? At the Rack, you can get branded (yes, a hot iron brand) and you get something like half a dollar off all your drinks for life. I've never done it, but I know those who have. Not somewhere I'd make sure to bring people on the weekend Tucson tour, but if you're a local you owe it to yourself to check it out at least once.

TheBigCasino · Post by **TheBigCasino** » Sat Jun 23, 2007 5:45 pm

The Pooba wrote:Yeah, I'm dredging up old threads, its my semi annual visit to the MDM boards, blow me.

FYI: Jim/God is now the proprietor of Tucson's "Meet Rack", on West Drachman between Stone and Oracle/Main Streets. Sounds like some of the traditions from the old place carried over to the new. Did they do branding there? At the Rack, you can get branded (yes, a hot iron brand) and you get something like half a dollar off all your drinks for life. I've never done it, but I know those who have. Not somewhere I'd make sure to bring people on the weekend Tucson tour, but if you're a local you owe it to yourself to check it out at least once.

The Meet Rack, best dive bar I've ever been to.

Besotted · Post by **Besotted** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 7:58 am

We are going to Tucson in September...but it looks like Some Place Else has changed owners and name--it's now The Meet Rack. Still sounds fun--a cool dive in the old tourist town--so can't wait to go!

Rooster · Post by **Rooster** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 2:20 pm

Why is it that any time we get a good-looking broad on this board, you ass-clowns go and scare her away?

ggrista · Post by **ggrista** » Wed Feb 17, 2010 10:52 am

Rooster wrote:Hotels Tucson
Why is it that any time we get a good-looking broad on this board, you ass-clowns go and scare her away?

What happened? what did I miss?

gnarkill · Post by **gnarkill** » Thu Mar 25, 2010 9:33 pm

Last I was at this place, 'God' had parked his bright yellow VW bug (w GOD vanity plate of course) with pink wheels on the curb, and inside were many kindly deviants of all sexual persuasions trying out the various leather swings, stockades etc. that were on display there. It seemed kind of a like a passolini film, just minus all the rape, but adding lotsa booze. Good, weird times.

boatlauncherfive · Post by **boatlauncherfive** » Mon Jun 07, 2010 8:21 pm

Liquor where she likes it!

BKLYN FRANK · Post by **BKLYN FRANK** » Tue Jun 22, 2010 1:03 pm

Jim was a good friend. Does anyone know if he's still alive?

I passed out in the duty hut on his birthday (April 15th). It was his annual "Show up naked or wearing a tuxedo" birthday bash. The fuck fire branded the top of a new pair of tan leather "Stewart Boots".

Best burgers I've had but Ketchup was a no no. Worcestershire sauce was all he'd allow.

I remember that above the men’s room door was a framed poem written in calligraphy on a 2' x 4' piece of yellow parchment titled "JA" and began with "Seeing all through unseen eyes . . ." That was Jim - he didn't miss much. (I was very fucked up when I wrote it on a bunch of cocktail napkins. He took them and had one if his women, a calligrapher, transcribe and frame it.).

The actual quote that boatlauncherfive refers to is found on Someplace Else matchbook covers . . . it was "Poker in the Rear . . . Liquor Someplace Else". Also on the cover is a silhouette of Jim's bald head and huge handlebar mustache - same as the "brand' on my once nice boots.

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