[quote="the green fairy"]I worked at a bar, dated a guy that came in, then we broke up.
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heh. with chicks, it's different. usually they pick up the bartender 'cause he's a sure thing and good in bed, but then they come in the next night and you've got some other chick eating olives out of your mouth (you know, for example) and she gets all miffed. so she grabs the nearest guy and takes him out back like it's supposed to make you mad or something.
come to think of it, those girls weren't exactly "exes."
When Ex's Invade
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Wingman
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Re: When Ex's Invade
Stupid should hurt.
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Yeah, it's funny how territorial girls get just because you drive their drunk ass back to your house one night after work.
The funniest to me is when a few of them come in at the same time (my personal record is 4) and none of them know about the other ones. Of course, if they start talking to each other, it's not so funny.
The funniest to me is when a few of them come in at the same time (my personal record is 4) and none of them know about the other ones. Of course, if they start talking to each other, it's not so funny.
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Mallory Knox
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Oooo... Sorry, Green Fairy, but I gotta go with the boys on this one.
Not his fault that you started working at his local.
Some of us hold that shit pretty seriously.
His bad for fucking the bartender though, so you have that going for you.
I guess it's hard to pick a side on this one...
But regardless of where you work, be wary of dating your "Co Workers"...
Like the drunks that frequent your bar.
Not his fault that you started working at his local.
Some of us hold that shit pretty seriously.
His bad for fucking the bartender though, so you have that going for you.
I guess it's hard to pick a side on this one...
But regardless of where you work, be wary of dating your "Co Workers"...
Like the drunks that frequent your bar.
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don't shit where you eat. that's why i LOVE working at gay bars. no problems there for a straight bartender.Mallory Knox wrote:Oooo... Sorry, Green Fairy, but I gotta go with the boys on this one.
Not his fault that you started working at his local.
Some of us hold that shit pretty seriously.
His bad for fucking the bartender though, so you have that going for you.
I guess it's hard to pick a side on this one...
But regardless of where you work, be wary of dating your "Co Workers"...
Like the drunks that frequent your bar.
That's what I call Drunkard justice. I hate prisses like that. They're mincing their way through life when they should be marching. ~fkr.
I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.
I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.
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Mallory Knox
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Tru dat.liz... wrote:don't shit where you eat. that's why i LOVE working at gay bars. no problems there for a straight bartender.Mallory Knox wrote:Oooo... Sorry, Green Fairy, but I gotta go with the boys on this one.
Not his fault that you started working at his local.
Some of us hold that shit pretty seriously.
His bad for fucking the bartender though, so you have that going for you.
I guess it's hard to pick a side on this one...
But regardless of where you work, be wary of dating your "Co Workers"...
Like the drunks that frequent your bar.
ivan wrote:Bring it! You foe me, and I'll make brilliant posts that you won't see!
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MeanOldLady
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Re: When Ex's Invade
this is pretty much the only reason i haven't gotten divorced yet. plus it seems like a lot of paperwork.
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Duke of Hurl
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Precisely the scenario that keeps me friends w/ all the Ex's....there is virtually no limits to the heinous feminine horseplookey I will tolerate in order to keep peace @ a favorite watering hole.
It does help immensely to date cool ladies that understand how perfect the concept of a liquid Switzerland can be......
It does help immensely to date cool ladies that understand how perfect the concept of a liquid Switzerland can be......
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What the hell is a liquid Switzerland?
Bourbon is my blood.
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Negromancer
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I'm not entirely sure I want to know, but the curiosity is killing me.Resident Asshole wrote:What the hell is a liquid Switzerland?
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Luckily, my recent ex doesn't really care for the local. So I got to keep that in the break-up.
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Michael was amazing. I miss that glorious bastard.
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Smatter Noguts
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we aught to do a memorial shot in whatever Muskegon dive he was referring to.
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