Where the bartender is my girlfriend
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Where the bartender is my girlfriend
Wow, we broke up, but what gave her the right to quit her job and quit sending me free drinks. I mean isn't that part of the stimulus plan? I am pretty sure I have the right to get drunk until my 401k gets back to where it once was...
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Re: Where the bartender is my girlfriend
I will second this. Although I didn't really break up with my girl until she stopped working at the bar. Once the free drinks stopped flowing, I had no use for her.
However, flirting with bartenders at several different bars has almost the same effect, just without the sex (most of the time).
However, flirting with bartenders at several different bars has almost the same effect, just without the sex (most of the time).
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Re: Where the bartender is my girlfriend
i got lucky enough once to date a girl who had just got a job bartending. she had a huge booze selection and practiced making drinks at home with me as her guinea pig, it was awesome, but it got to the point where i'd just blindly flip to a page in a drink book and get that drink, and thats when i had my first and last chocolate martini GROSS