Bar of my Youth.
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Bar of my Youth.
82nd Bar in Portland...a bar and three tables, full view windows, $.25 scotch's and an old japenese lady yelling 'Fuck You!' at the tv. [sigh]
"Trinke liebchen, trinke schnell, trinken macht die augen hell!"
Re: Bar of my Youth.
Typical fecking drunk- in my cups i got excited aboot the site and dove in withoot reading the posting rules and customs-
Of course, everybody here...the first round is on me.
apologies.
Of course, everybody here...the first round is on me.
apologies.
"Trinke liebchen, trinke schnell, trinken macht die augen hell!"
Re: Bar of my Youth.
25 cent scotch? you must be older than peety.
I'll have a keg of Bud.
I'll have a keg of Bud.
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The older I get, the better I was.
It's damn expensive to look this cheap.
The older I get, the better I was.
It's damn expensive to look this cheap.
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Wingman
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Re: Bar of my Youth.
pint of knob creek, thanks.
cheers!
cheers!
Stupid should hurt.
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Smatter Noguts
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Re: Bar of my Youth.
It was fall, we decided to play hooky from work, and drove up to Croton Pond to fish. The motor on the boat would not start, so we went over to 'Pete's', a run-down house conversion bar that inexplicbly had Hacker-Pshoor Octoberfest on tap cheap, and started drinking heavily.
Stubb knew the owner who he called 'handsome' allthough he was 'grenade face' to everyone else as the left side of his head was a badly reconstructed piece of flesh. The beer was cheap and wonderful, and we soaked it up until noon when the regulars from a nearby lumber yard and asphalt place came in and drank and chowed on great burgers until 1, when Stephanie arrived.
To call her a Goddess would be a stretch, but not as big as the ones she put on her blouse. A rack so perfect as to elicit a comment from Ellen that if she had those softballs she wouldn't be in the company of such worthless drunks as us but in Vegas shaking her ass for all it was worth. When she delivered the next round, the price of beer had doubled.
Pissed, I went over to find out from Pete what the fuck had happened.
He looked at me with his one good eye and said "Floor Show".
Stubb knew the owner who he called 'handsome' allthough he was 'grenade face' to everyone else as the left side of his head was a badly reconstructed piece of flesh. The beer was cheap and wonderful, and we soaked it up until noon when the regulars from a nearby lumber yard and asphalt place came in and drank and chowed on great burgers until 1, when Stephanie arrived.
To call her a Goddess would be a stretch, but not as big as the ones she put on her blouse. A rack so perfect as to elicit a comment from Ellen that if she had those softballs she wouldn't be in the company of such worthless drunks as us but in Vegas shaking her ass for all it was worth. When she delivered the next round, the price of beer had doubled.
Pissed, I went over to find out from Pete what the fuck had happened.
He looked at me with his one good eye and said "Floor Show".