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My wife started stripping at a bar near are home. The beer choice good I go there and drink as she strip.
Funny as I was in USMC she stripped down there to.(Funny they think they got a chance with her but they are only buying me more beer

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pics or it didn't happen.
Stupid should hurt.

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to drunk to get them

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one thing camera in strip clubs or video cameras man it like a law all over something dude

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The wife yell at me for putting this up I was drinking who cares like now

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Patiently waiting for pictures while sipping my whiskey.

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This is basic scientific research. We need pictures. And more booze.

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Or you could give us a head start by describing your wife's tits. Real or fake? What size? Just askin', for the sake of science.

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beerkegbilly wrote:My wife started stripping at a bar near are home. The beer choice good I go there and drink as she strip.
Funny as I was in USMC she stripped down there to.(Funny they think they got a chance with her but they are only buying me more beer
where were you stationed? and what unit?
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T-O-P-L-E-S-S

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Miklo wrote:
beerkegbilly wrote:My wife started stripping at a bar near are home. The beer choice good I go there and drink as she strip.
Funny as I was in USMC she stripped down there to.(Funny they think they got a chance with her but they are only buying me more beer
where were you stationed? and what unit?
I think this is the pertinent question here.
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TheBigCasino wrote:
Miklo wrote:
beerkegbilly wrote:My wife started stripping at a bar near are home. The beer choice good I go there and drink as she strip.
Funny as I was in USMC she stripped down there to.(Funny they think they got a chance with her but they are only buying me more beer
where were you stationed? and what unit?
I think this is the pertinent question here.
LOL

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TheBigCasino wrote:
Miklo wrote:
beerkegbilly wrote:My wife started stripping at a bar near are home. The beer choice good I go there and drink as she strip.
Funny as I was in USMC she stripped down there to.(Funny they think they got a chance with her but they are only buying me more beer
where were you stationed? and what unit?
I think this is the pertinent question here.
Funny thing is, one of my Lance Corporals, was married to this girl, had a kid with her. She got tired of always staying home so she would leave him the kid and go party. She was real wild, eventually she started stripping. He never heard the end of it. Sad though, nobody could look at him with a straight face because one night we all went to get a lap dance from her. Hes at home with the kid while his wife is giving us all a real nice show. He complaind about her dancing everyday, but didnt have the balls to do anything about it. That guy was a bitch anyway. but she sure did have some nice tits, and a round ass.
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Beerkegbilly, you have grasped the bronze ring, my friend. Every man who goes into the strip club wants to marry every one of the strippers (if that man's name is Rooster). Enjoy your wife, but more importantly, enjoy the beer that she buys you.

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8 year later things could be better with her and after strip club
And ten kids

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