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Re: MY KITCHEN
I had to empty most of my kitchen because all the rottening drops of beer on the massive amount of empty beercans in the cupboard were attracting flies. Now there are only dishes there..
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Re: MY KITCHEN
sounds like a rough day
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Best place I love to drink is in my bedroom - it is perfect! I can pour the measures as big as I like I don't have to wait to get served, I can play watever music I like as loud as I like and best of all I can't get into any trouble................okay well unless I find my phone and start texting or even worse calling people..............lol think I must say sorry more than anyone.
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i'm more of a living room/kitchen/outside/bathroom kind of drinker. the bedroom is usually for after the drinking at chez wingman. though if i'm putting away laundry or making the bed or whatnot, there could be some drinking helping to make the chore less onerous. or however you spell that.
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Re: Room
kitchen or garden is the best for me, or anywhere with a wipe-clean surface.
"I spent all of my money on cars, women and booze, the rest of it I squandered" G. Best
Re: Room
Yeah kitchen and living room for sure. But idk if you're in college or something and your bedroom is all you have, then it functions the same.
Outside is the god damned shit if you have a porch or yard, and it's nice out.
Anyway once you've had a few you don't give a fuck if what your roommates think of the metal you're blasting.
Outside is the god damned shit if you have a porch or yard, and it's nice out.
Anyway once you've had a few you don't give a fuck if what your roommates think of the metal you're blasting.
Re: Room
Yeah I've had some close calls of that type myself. Drunk, cigarettes and candles are not the best of combinations.JimLahey wrote:Same here, I love drinking in my bedroom. Although I nearly set it on fire once or twice.
I'm not an alcoholic, I'm just passionate about alcohol ; )
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Re: MY KITCHEN
Excellent stuff, old bean. However, your post has been responsible for us being bombarded with "kitchen bots'. Just fyi.Wanderlife wrote:MY KITCHEN...my kitchen is my favrite bar....so there! Sometimesme with myself ,
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Re: MY KITCHEN
Palinka wrote:Excellent stuff, old bean. However, your post has been responsible for us being bombarded with "kitchen bots'. Just fyi.Wanderlife wrote:MY KITCHEN...my kitchen is my favrite bar....so there! Sometimesme with myself ,
Missed a bot on my Bday?
Avast at me... But what a hell of a three day binge. Kitchen wares... damn. Well done, Sir Palinka.
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Re: MY KITCHEN
Not quite (but please do not post on bot threads; if you like I will happily give out their IP addresses and you (all) can sign them up for as much spam and hate-mail as you like), I was merely pointing out the way that bots work (i.e. that by putting the word "kitchen" in a thread title, the bots home in, damn their soulless black programming).tdcwillies wrote:Missed a bot on my Bday?...
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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Re: MY KITCHEN
I would never clink on a link of theirs, kind sir, from these excellent forum threads. That would simply show up in their spam-work as a viable connection with which to continue their dastardly work, as you well know. They would then sell the link to this place for about tuppence to the larger spam community, which adds up when they do so in a mass of links that other spammers will follow up on for their own nefarious work.Palinka wrote:Not quite (but please do not post on bot threads; if you like I will happily give out their IP addresses and you (all) can sign them up for as much spam and hate-mail as you like), I was merely pointing out the way that bots work (i.e. that by putting the word "kitchen" in a thread title, the bots home in, damn their soulless black programming).tdcwillies wrote:Missed a bot on my Bday?...
But, to write in their post will not indicate anything in their spam work, right? One simply must never click on their link, nor copy and past their link and use it in an email. That also indicates that the link is viable, and worth a tuppence.
There is no price to be paid for me, myself to ever sell out these fine threads of FKR's magnificent creation, out of his own pocket, for we drunkard enjoyers of the MDM Forums.
You can't spell forum without RUM.
Avast! Ye bots of kitchen wares!
Cheers, ol' chap!
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Re: MY KITCHEN
One day, I shall lend you my moderator log-in codes, and you will be able to see how many bots watch us. So, once more; please do not post on spam threads. All spam threads will be deleted. So save your posts and kindly save your friendly neighbourhood moderators the moral dilemma and headache of deleting fine an witty words, when I has long been our policty that spam or bot threads are automatically deleted. Really, posting on spam threads just isn't worth the candle. So, please do not do it. However, I am prepared to post their IP addresses; which will give you an access 'phone no., address and website. And then you may, "Cry Havok! And let slip the dogs of war!" OK?tdcwillies wrote:...to write in their post will not indicate anything...
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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