2018 Vegas Trip

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2918 drunk meetup

Vegas
9
36%
Denver
16
64%
 
Total votes: 25

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Artful Drunktective
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Re: 2018 Vegas Trip

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Dear Booze wrote:
Thu Aug 01, 2019 11:11 am

"Don't special order hash browns crispy at the Peppermill."

Don't worry. I'll NEVER go back to that shit hole. They simply can't get an order right. Plus, I was banned from ever coming back.
Were you really banned, and if so, what's the story?! If you already told me, I musta been drunk and forgot.
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Re: 2018 Vegas Trip

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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Fri Aug 02, 2019 2:38 am
Dear Booze wrote:
Thu Aug 01, 2019 11:11 am

"Don't special order hash browns crispy at the Peppermill."

Don't worry. I'll NEVER go back to that shit hole. They simply can't get an order right. Plus, I was banned from ever coming back.
Were you really banned, and if so, what's the story?! If you already told me, I musta been drunk and forgot.
Betting it went something like...

"Excuse me, miss."

"Yes?"

"I ordered my hash browns extra crispy, and these are clearly more soggy than your thong after a night of polishing brass poles with your fat ass."

"Um, sir, this is how we do our hash browns here at the Peppermill. We're a very popular establishment here in Las Vegas."

"Yes, but I ordered mine crispy. Special ordered, in fact. Did they teach you the meaning of 'special' before you dropped out of the fifth grade?"

"Sir, I'll have you know that I graduated from the Fresno School of Cosmetology. With honors. I don't have to take your entitled, chauvinistic shit."

"Oh, but you do. And you will. And I want my goddamn hash browns extra crispy right fucking now or I'll burn this shitshow of a restaurant to the ground. Do you know who I am, bitch? I'm Dear Booze! Dear fucking Booze!"
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Re: 2018 Vegas Trip

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You funny, Badfellow.
Bow to your sensei.

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Re: 2018 Vegas Trip

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No, just insane in the membrane.

Is it too late to vote for Denver?
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Re: 2018 Vegas Trip

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Griffin griffin griffin

It was thaat good


by sticking out

more bartenders should do that instead of catering to the gay community accross the street
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Re: 2018 Vegas Trip

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Denver this September,
How I shall barely remember
The merry Mile High,
Cocktails drank
In a cloud of dank
Just Colfax, Bacchus and I
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I miss the Double Down. The Griffin was my second favorite.
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Re: 2018 Vegas Trip

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Patchez wrote:
Fri Aug 02, 2019 9:26 pm
I miss the Double Down.
Of course you would miss the D-Down. You were molested up against the wall by the free Ass-Juice bartender.

Not surprisingly, I liked Frankie's Tiki Room the best. Griffin was 2nd. The gay bar or whatever that was supposed to be where I threw my underwear in the trash bin was my least favorite.
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Re: 2018 Vegas Trip

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We went to Double Down yesterday. We learned that the stupid bartender from last year was fired for being wasted all the time. Surprise!
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Re: 2018 Vegas Trip

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Dear Booze wrote:
Sat Aug 03, 2019 11:07 am
We went to Double Down yesterday. We learned that the stupid bartender from last year was fired for being wasted all the time. Surprise!
"I´ll be a boardmember tomorrow"

"You guys rock"

"free drinks for everyone"

"I`m off the heroin and can visit my child"

Yeah
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Re: 2018 Vegas Trip

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Just booked a hotel for July 11-18. If you're around and don't hate me too much, let me know and we'll have drinks.
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Re: 2018 Vegas Trip

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Nausea wrote:
Sat Jul 02, 2022 7:38 pm
Just booked a hotel for July 11-18. If you're around and don't hate me too much, let me know and we'll have drinks.
Nah not coming, hate you too much
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