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2018 Vegas Trip
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Re: 2018 summer trip
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
Re: 2018 summer trip
A good idea as well. But I think we go with the first plan. Road trip across "Merica and on the way pick up a reluctant THirsty and the Geeses' and whover else wants to join the Drunkard Caravan.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Re: 2018 summer trip
Oh, please do that! Bump that fucking Kerouac guy from the best seller list. Kesey too.. Please, please do it!Patchez wrote: ↑Sun Oct 08, 2017 12:24 am
A good idea as well. But I think we go with the first plan. Road trip across "Merica and on the way pick up a reluctant THirsty and the Geeses' and whover else wants to join the Drunkard Caravan.
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Re: 2018 summer trip
That idea rocks. Actually there`s no weekend bridging July and August in `18. It would be the first weekend in August 2018 starting on the 4th, if I`m not mistaken. Damn DB we were looking at this years calendar! Shit that can only happen to drunks haha
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Re: 2018 summer trip
Rest assured drunkards, Dear Booze aka Dick Eagles, Esq., Attorney at Law will be our legal representation if we get thrown into the drunk tank in Las Vegas.
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Re: 2018 summer trip
It's 24 hours drive time either to or from either Vegas or Denver to DC. Give or take. 8 hours of driving per day. say 6 plus for frolicking and shenanigans.. 8 for sleep/pass out. givesus three solid days to either get there or get back. Tack on one extra for what if's or WTF etc. three in vegas and an overnight to crash the MDM offices.
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Re: 2018 summer trip
Didja gage the dead beat hooker time? Aside from the tomfoolery, Shopping for Persian rugs can be quite time consuming. Ask D. Booze.
Okole maluna!
Re: 2018 summer trip
Chest freezer in the Trailer of Doom isn't even half full.Artful Detective wrote: ↑Thu Oct 12, 2017 2:29 amDidja gage the dead beat hooker time? Aside from the tomfoolery, Shopping for Persian rugs can be quite time consuming. Ask D. Booze.
What would you rather do—leave a beautiful corpse, or a scorched Earth? Don’t live fast and die young. Live long and die hard.¸
—Sarah Szabo
I'm all for a scorched Earth policy. -- Me
—Sarah Szabo
I'm all for a scorched Earth policy. -- Me
Re: 2018 summer trip
Of Persian rugs or dead hookers?Bubblez wrote: ↑Thu Oct 12, 2017 4:39 amChest freezer in the Trailer of Doom isn't even half full.Artful Detective wrote: ↑Thu Oct 12, 2017 2:29 amDidja gage the dead beat hooker time? Aside from the tomfoolery, Shopping for Persian rugs can be quite time consuming. Ask D. Booze.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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Re: 2018 summer trip
It's half full of both. Dear Booze needs to tag along on the trailer trip so he can show you all proper Turkish rug outlet centers and hooker burial sites to remedy this problem. And to make room for the future dead hookers in the Trailer of Doom cross country trip.Patchez wrote: ↑Thu Oct 12, 2017 11:16 pmOf Persian rugs or dead hookers?Bubblez wrote: ↑Thu Oct 12, 2017 4:39 amChest freezer in the Trailer of Doom isn't even half full.Artful Detective wrote: ↑Thu Oct 12, 2017 2:29 amDidja gage the dead beat hooker time? Aside from the tomfoolery, Shopping for Persian rugs can be quite time consuming. Ask D. Booze.
Okole maluna!
Re: 2018 summer trip
Half Nevada is full of unnamed graves of his "mishaps"Artful Detective wrote: ↑Thu Oct 12, 2017 11:25 pm
It's half full of both. Dear Booze needs to tag along on the trailer trip so he can show you all proper Turkish rug outlet centers and hooker burial sites to remedy this problem. And to make room for the future dead hookers in the Trailer of Doom cross country trip.
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Re: 2018 summer trip
Shhh....we don't talk about his uh..."mishaps"...oettinger wrote: ↑Fri Oct 13, 2017 8:42 amHalf Nevada is full of unnamed graves of his "mishaps"Artful Detective wrote: ↑Thu Oct 12, 2017 11:25 pm
It's half full of both. Dear Booze needs to tag along on the trailer trip so he can show you all proper Turkish rug outlet centers and hooker burial sites to remedy this problem. And to make room for the future dead hookers in the Trailer of Doom cross country trip.
Okole maluna!
Re: 2018 summer trip
Plan is now: I book flight to vegas, we drink there for 3 days, then enter the plane as a drunken crowd, hit denver for 3 days, stalk on FKR and the MDM HQ, then book a camper going east, on the go I`ll book my flight back.
And for those that just can`t get enough we have a ferry to jonestown, guyana. Operating every thursday and monday. Drink supplies recommended
And for those that just can`t get enough we have a ferry to jonestown, guyana. Operating every thursday and monday. Drink supplies recommended
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Re: 2018 summer trip
Harvey Weinstein wants to come along. He's escaped from rehab and needs a place to hide out.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.