Your Suggestions for the First Modern Drunkard Convention

Frankennietzsche · Post by **Frankennietzsche** » Sun Oct 05, 2003 9:48 pm

Damn, if this thing goes down I'm going to have to show up dressed like a Kentucky Fried Colonel; white suit and string tie and all.

"I say son, I say... have some b'b'bourbon son!"

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Sun Oct 05, 2003 9:55 pm

The Florida Keys? Key West, Key Largo. I've never been, just throwing it out.

DrunkenJackFlask · Post by **DrunkenJackFlask** » Sun Oct 05, 2003 11:01 pm

LuckyStrikes wrote:The Florida Keys? Key West, Key Largo. I've never been, just throwing it out.

Oh that's cool. I'd like that. I haven't left the California-Nevada area for the last 4 years, but I'd definitely do it for the Florida Keys again.

Lucky, I miss your last avatar with the monkey. The monkey was good. The monkey is good. I love the monkey.

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Sun Oct 05, 2003 11:13 pm

The monkey's dead. I put a notice in the newspaper, didn't you see it? Huge funeral, flowers, the whole 9 yards.

DrunkenJackFlask · Post by **DrunkenJackFlask** » Sun Oct 05, 2003 11:28 pm

LuckyStrikes wrote:The monkey's dead. I put a notice in the newspaper, didn't you see it? Huge funeral, flowers, the whole 9 yards.

Noooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't get teh paper. I'm not on top of thinngs, I guesss. Alright, so I need to get used to "no cerveza, no travajo". i can do it. but i really miss the monkey.

Palinka (RIP) · Post by **Palinka (RIP)** » Sun Oct 05, 2003 11:57 pm

joesixpack wrote:It's a pity the Vichy French don't control any land, my vote would then be set in stone....

Casablanca!!!!! YES!!!!!! A chance to wear a white tuxedo jacket and be (even more) cynical... Top fucking suggestion, little Joe!

Chelsea40oz · Post by **Chelsea40oz** » Mon Oct 06, 2003 12:49 am

3DrinksAhead · Post by **3DrinksAhead** » Mon Oct 06, 2003 10:17 am

I will make it my absolute only priority to attend this thing. I dont care where it is. all of the suggestions so far sound good. Of course, i'd like it if its somewhere warm, since a few of us probably will wind up asleep outside on at least one occasion. Or we could just do it in the summer time. If its here in the US, then i guess NYC or Vegas would be my choices. Although you cant smoke in bars in NYC. Which sucks. But Europe would be great too, to say nothing of Australia, which is only a problem because of the rediculously high price of airfare and the 20+ hour flight.

bella · Post by **bella** » Mon Oct 06, 2003 11:31 am

What about a cruise!!!!

deadpuppiesandwhores · Mon Oct 06, 2003 1:49 pm

LuckyStrikes wrote:The Florida Keys? Key West, Key Largo. I've never been, just throwing it out.

e are supposed to be having a port call in key west i thinks in november. never been there but i hear it is one hell of a good time.

Barca · Post by **Barca** » Mon Oct 06, 2003 2:12 pm

bella wrote:What about a cruise!!!!

Now there's a great idea!

We could even have a pool where we all pick in which hour of the voyage Massive falls overboard for the first time.

Hugh Janblack · Post by **Hugh Janblack** » Mon Oct 06, 2003 2:13 pm

barcalounge wrote:
bella wrote:What about a cruise!!!!
Now there's a great idea!

We could even have a pool where we all pick in which hour of the voyage Massive falls overboard for the first time.

A cruise would be the cheapest way out. And we can all hit the duty free to stock up on hooch!!

deadpuppiesandwhores · Mon Oct 06, 2003 2:17 pm

Hugh Janblack wrote:
barcalounge wrote:
bella wrote:What about a cruise!!!!
Now there's a great idea!

We could even have a pool where we all pick in which hour of the voyage Massive falls overboard for the first time.
A cruise would be the cheapest way out. And we can all hit the duty free to stock up on hooch!!

thanks for the thoughts guys (sobbing gently in the corner). i don't know, maybe it would be nice to go on a cruise and not have to provide your own propulsion or clean toilets that are flushed with seawater so they grow new shit every hour or so. and i hear all the electrical wires and piping systems are inside the walls.

Hugh Janblack · Post by **Hugh Janblack** » Mon Oct 06, 2003 2:23 pm

deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:
Hugh Janblack wrote:
barcalounge wrote: Now there's a great idea!

We could even have a pool where we all pick in which hour of the voyage Massive falls overboard for the first time.
A cruise would be the cheapest way out. And we can all hit the duty free to stock up on hooch!!
thanks for the thoughts guys (sobbing gently in the corner). i don't know, maybe it would be nice to go on a cruise and not have to provide your own propulsion or clean toilets that are flushed with seawater so they grow new shit every hour or so. and i hear all the electrical wires and piping systems are inside the walls.

It's a different world, brother.

deadpuppiesandwhores · Mon Oct 06, 2003 2:25 pm

and i hear there are prostitutes in every room, just like my white mansion in heaven.