Your Suggestions for the First Modern Drunkard Convention
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- Ten Feet Tall and Bulletproof
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I have another idea that the convention should be on December 5th, the anniversary of the repeal of prohibition. For you non Americans and for perhaps Americans as well as we are not known for our excellence in History, prohibition was that nasty little time when America thought it was perfectly logical to outlaw the consumption and production of booze. Yes, I know, it's hard to believe, but it happened. It could happen again, probably not, but stranger things are happening as I write this.
And they say her flower is faded now
Hard weather and hard booze
But maybe that's just the price you pay
For the chains you refuse
Hard weather and hard booze
But maybe that's just the price you pay
For the chains you refuse
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You can cross state lines with the minor, you just have to stop having sex with them while you're in the other state.Chelsea40ozBondage! wrote:So crossing state lines with a minor is a felony, but you can take them to Canada?Uncle Sal wrote:you can't make it into Canada with warrants, or a record. However minor.
Like if you're in Oregon and you want to take the kiddo shopping in California, that's fine, just no sexing 'em up until you get home.
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no, no, Sal was saying you CAN take a minor to Canada to booze--he just forgot a comma in there.barcalounge wrote:You can cross state lines with the minor, you just have to stop having sex with them while you're in the other state.Chelsea40ozBondage! wrote:So crossing state lines with a minor is a felony, but you can take them to Canada?Uncle Sal wrote:you can't make it into Canada with warrants, or a record. However minor.
Like if you're in Oregon and you want to take the kiddo shopping in California, that's fine, just no sexing 'em up until you get home.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA All that just for a missed comma HAHAHAHA.Thee Totaller wrote:no, no, Sal was saying you CAN take a minor to Canada to booze--he just forgot a comma in there.barcalounge wrote:You can cross state lines with the minor, you just have to stop having sex with them while you're in the other state.Chelsea40ozBondage! wrote: So crossing state lines with a minor is a felony, but you can take them to Canada?
Like if you're in Oregon and you want to take the kiddo shopping in California, that's fine, just no sexing 'em up until you get home.
beer, wine,voddie it don't get any better.
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,,,,,,, what I meant was(,) that they won't let you into Canada with a copy of a Yaz EP (nobody's diary wasn't it?)
you degenerates are going to land us all in jail and ruin the convention if for the love of god we can decide on a location...
why am I so misunderstood?
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you degenerates are going to land us all in jail and ruin the convention if for the love of god we can decide on a location...
why am I so misunderstood?
we have found the penguins, and we must stick together.
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ok, since this thing looks like its gonna be held at some point in the future. I have not read the entire thread yet and dont know if i'll get a chance to, but.....
as long as it is held somewhere i have a chance of getting to, my lady is recovered from this cancer and its feasible.....we're there. sounds like a good time and i hope we can get a place hat wont kick us out for bveing drunk. i plan to get trashed, but if in vegas will drink and watch you all gamble.
hopfully, i can keep up with this thread. please feel free to email me (i think my email is listed) if i am out of here for parts of her treatment. that has to come first!
thanks fellow imbibers...
as long as it is held somewhere i have a chance of getting to, my lady is recovered from this cancer and its feasible.....we're there. sounds like a good time and i hope we can get a place hat wont kick us out for bveing drunk. i plan to get trashed, but if in vegas will drink and watch you all gamble.
hopfully, i can keep up with this thread. please feel free to email me (i think my email is listed) if i am out of here for parts of her treatment. that has to come first!
thanks fellow imbibers...
At 7 calories per gram, they STILL
won't list alcohol as an essential nutrient.
Pretty damned essential to me...
won't list alcohol as an essential nutrient.
Pretty damned essential to me...
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Re: Your Suggestions for the First Modern Drunkard Conventio
Ahhh...Memories of the pre-Con.1 debate...
Reading this makes me think that we really should get started on the debate for the "10th Anniversary of Con.1, Con." debate...
Reading this makes me think that we really should get started on the debate for the "10th Anniversary of Con.1, Con." debate...
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Re: Your Suggestions for the First Modern Drunkard Conventio
shit(,) (for chelsea) the comma...that thread was an entertaining read. been ten years, and never made it to that one due to some unfortunate debts to society... are y'all planning another?
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Re: Your Suggestions for the First Modern Drunkard Conventio
Seconded.Palinka wrote:Ahhh...Memories of the pre-Con.1 debate...
Reading this makes me think that we really should get started on the debate for the "10th Anniversary of Con.1, Con." debate...
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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Re: Your Suggestions for the First Modern Drunkard Conventio
What ho! I have stumbled upon: THE WAYBACK MACHINE. Fetch my boy Sherman.
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