Mini-Convention - October 2012 - New & Improved with PICS!

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Mr Boozificator wrote:Ha! All those were obviously photoshopped: Brent has his glasses on on every one of those photos. Nice fake guys, but you got busted.
that's what I've got 2 pair of backups for, frog. no photoshop, but a photobomb.
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greygoose1 wrote:
Mr Boozificator wrote:Ha! All those were obviously photoshopped: Brent has his glasses on on every one of those photos. Nice fake guys, but you got busted.
that's what I've got 2 pair of backups for, frog. no photoshop, but a photobomb.
Oh yeah, and how do you explain the absence of bruises and the presence of shirts! Obviously those pictures are a new Roswell.
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I still look down to people whom haven't worked with non-explainable bruises in facial area.

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Bur wrote:I still look down to people whom haven't worked with non-explainable bruises in facial area.
Those pics were taken pre-facesmash. I had some angry bruises on my arms that when I went back to work I just explained that I'd managed to fend off both a Jackalope and a Chupacabra (both bars across the street from our condo and probably no more than 20 steps away from each other) and managed to escape with my drinking maw and pride, suffering a few bruises in the process. Co-workers haven't really talked to me since Tuesday, which is absolutely fine with me.
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Next time I am getting there earlier. Last one in first one out blows goats.
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G_W wrote:Next time I am getting there earlier. Last one in first one out blows goats.

Aha! I always knew you did! Casino owes me $20.
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G_W wrote:Next time I am getting there earlier. Last one in first one out blows goats.
To be fair, first in and last out also sucks, especially when said condo is on your credit card. Trying to do dishes, strip beds, and clean up while all the other drunkards are stumbling about like jackasses (my husband included) is NOT fun. :) Still worth it, such a fun weekend!!!
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blerg. still pissed that i missed out. stupid 79 year old father with stupid seven day old knee replacement decided that the basement stairs were a good idea. he's fine now but i really hate being a good son sometimes.
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treetop wrote: but i really hate being a good son sometimes.
It's the bad son that gets the fatted calf slaughtered upon his return home.
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frankennietzsche wrote:
treetop wrote: but i really hate being a good son sometimes.
It's the bad son that gets the fatted calf slaughtered upon his return home.
yeah, that's what i took from that story, too....
Stupid should hurt.

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“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

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love nick cave. it's like he is a conduit for both god and the devil. the old-testament god.
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There's a huge story behind that bottle of Booker's. It's got to have at least 6,000 miles on it, at the very least.

Who bought The Tyrconnell??? Good fucking taste right there.
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TheBigCasino wrote:There's a huge story behind that bottle of Booker's. It's got to have at least 6,000 miles on it, at the very least.
I'm glad I got in on that action.

Good stuff.
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TheBigCasino wrote:
Who bought The Tyrconnell???
That was me.
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