Mini-Convention - October 2012 - New & Improved with PICS!

[GinMcG]

Goose has already misbehaved by going behind the bar at the hotel and pouring his own shot because the bar proprietor was absent for a period of time. He's on lockdown!! :) We're headed to Austin in the morning and can't wait!!

o.m.g. Goose, dude, seriously, you want to leave Texas ALIVE!

The question is: will Texas get out of this alive.

Nope. There's a reason Texas has these giant signs everywhere: Don't Mess With Texas. Remember this is the state that arrested people for being drunk IN a bar! :)

[ThirstyDrunk]

Post the orgy pics

[Fabricsoftner]

Post the orgy pics

You sure you want to see that?

[Bur]

Post the orgy pics

You sure you want to see that?

There is always place for more trauma.

[Mr Boozificator]

Post the orgy pics

Ah, come on, there is no such thing as an American convention.

[whiskeyprick]

A few pics on that evil Facebook. Rowdy looks like the blind leading the blasted.

[G_W]

This was some good fun. I wish I didnt have to head back a day early, or that the airlines fucked me all over the place.

[greygoose1]

This was some good fun. I wish I didnt have to head back a day early, or that the airlines fucked me all over the place.

Yeah, well I wish a bitch didn't try and break my nex\ck, yo. swear gw, that's the last time i bring that shit up.

overall, a good time was had. there happened to be a street festival going on while we ere there and that was pretty cool. best conversation happened this morning as we 'mama goose' and i were cleaning up the condo. with the exception of veen and craven, everyone else had left.

i'm parapgrasing thsi but this was the long and short of it....l

veen stands up: 'hit me'
craven: 'what?'
veen: 'hit me in the face.'
craven: 'what the fuck are you talking about?'
venn: ' hit me. in. the. face.'
craven: 'ok'
<SLAM>

right hook to the left eye. guess he got what he asked for.

fucking rookies.

[Patchez]

Different strokes for different folks. Maybe they are into S & M. They do tend to get "rough" in drunkard chat.


Just sayin'.

[Mother Goose]

I'll try to give the best recap I can of the festivities. Our good pics are largely inside the condo as I chose to not venture with our Nikon DSLR out in public (for obvious reasons).

Veen woke up nearly every morning with a bottle of rye in his hand when he emerged from his bedroom. Needless to say, he didn't make most of the afternoon adventures of the group due to 'naptime.'

Goose also had lots of naps, largely due to the same type of morning adventures (only Kraken and SJ, rather than rye).

Gin, Gerald and Rowdy were of course, the legendary drunkards we've come to know and love fondly. They discovered an incredible beer garden with a bakery upstairs (the smells were intoxicating coming from the homemade pretzels and other wares), with a ridiculously good beer selection downstairs on the open-air patio adjoining a little canal. The massive booze supply that started the weekend was a beautiful thing, including the Lamar Bar.

They also discovered a great little hole-in-the-wall with pool tables, insane bloody marys (refer to my FB pics), great food and good music on the juke.

There were no less than 25 bars within a 3 block radius of our condo, and we took full advantage of a number of them. I was told I had a great time at the dueling piano bar on Friday night, though my recollection may or may not be a bit hazy.

I saw a homeless guy wearing nothing but a pair of American flag shorts and a flag draped around his shoulders, playing a stand-up bass. There were street musicians, kids and dogs everywhere, a killer street festival . . .

I think the only drunkard missed was Martha - not sure how she didn't get into any of these shots, but I'm sure someone has them and will add appropriately.

For those of you on my FB there are some action shots, but here are some pics from the condo:

[Cliffie S. Bockerson]

Wtf?

[WastelessPointOfTime]

Beautiful. Just beautiful.

[Cliffie S. Bockerson]

*gulp* *gulp*

[Cliffie S. Bockerson]

Ahhhhh...probably saw the post months ago and forgot...didn't remember the dates had changed and from the title of the thread still had Oct. 5-7 in my head. Good thing I had a cancel-able room.

Maybe next time I'll stay less drunk between Mar. and Oct. and won't fuck up. Ahhhh, who'm I kidding?

[Mr Boozificator]

Ha! All those were obviously photoshopped: Brent has his glasses on on every one of those photos. Nice fake guys, but you got busted.