2013 CONVENTION

Are you planning a booze up? Conscript soldiers for your personal war on whiskey here.

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Re: 2013 CONVENTION

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Mr Boozificator wrote:
TheBigCasino wrote:I'm in.
Casino Thirsty and Boozy enter a bar...
We'd need someone to document this on film.
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I would have to conquer my fear of riding in motor vehicles, and old Mr. G would have to overcome his dislike of humans. But I would so love seeing youse peoples.
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TheBigCasino wrote:
Mr Boozificator wrote:
TheBigCasino wrote:I'm in.
Casino Thirsty and Boozy enter a bar...
We'd need someone to document this on film.

Sort of like the Hindenburg, but fun and with more booze. Though I forsee people streaming out of the bar screaming, "The humanity!".


Pending school and work schedules, I'm in as well. Funds may be tight but if I start saving now, I may be able to swing it.
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Palinka wrote:
Mother Goose wrote:Can a girl get some dates for this shindig? There are many things to arrange betwixt now and August . . .
Holy, crap. We've only just agreed to have it. It's gonna be a while before dates are available.
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Wait. We can bring dates? flippin' sweet baby.
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The Carlsberg Kid wrote:I would fly from Ireland for this. I have to go see my undrunk brother in L.A. this year anyway. Funds permitting. I was hoping to find a date there at the convention rather than bring one...
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I love Denver. Let's do this.
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The Carlsberg Kid wrote:I would fly from Ireland for this. I have to go see my undrunk brother in L.A. this year anyway. Funds permitting. I was hoping to find a date there at the convention rather than bring one...
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I would soooo much rather do this in Vegas. When we went there, I thought it was llike Disneyland with booze. I had such a fun time there, except for losing my glassses, which given that I can't see more than maybe eight feet in front of me, was not a good thing. Yes, my alternate ego is Ms. Magoo
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Judge wrote:Cue, Winebox
The Carlsberg Kid wrote:I dont drink wine anymore...
Kid, you really need to familiarise yourself with the Board history (and the magazine's, too, come to that).
Next time that you find yourself at a loose end, go prowl around the earlier posts. After all, come 28th February 2013, this board will have been enabling for an entire decade. And as onr of our newer members, there is a lot that you've missed out on.
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Savage wrote:I would soooo much rather do this in Vegas...
Perhaps next year, or maybe the year after. But this year, on the 10th anniversary of the MDM Board being founded, it's coming home! DenverDiveDrunkardCon2013. Sponsored by that fine, local publication, The Modern Drinkard Magazine. PM Crystal for details or offers of help, please.
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As I said before, barring death, I'm in.
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Kin we dance with yr dates? Oh god, that was funny in all the wrong ways. Also, I need to find a medical supplier, of heavy drugs, so I can be driven a thousand miles away from my home, in order to have fun with a bunch of drunkards.Grumpy is not only a Marine, but he is also a professional driver, of big rig trucks. Any yet, he has to suffer with me driving us a half hour to the next town, on account of my roadway panic. I think I have a fear of motion. I do not think there is enough bourbon to get me on the road to Denver.or anywhere else,.
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Savage wrote:Kin we dance with yr dates? Oh god, that was funny in all the wrong ways. Also, I need to find a medical supplier, of heavy drugs, so I can be driven a thousand miles away from my home, in order to have fun with a bunch of drunkards.Grumpy is not only a Marine, but he is also a professional driver, of big rig trucks. Any yet, he has to suffer with me driving us a half hour to the next town, on account of my roadway panic. I think I have a fear of motion. I do not think there is enough bourbon to get me on the road to Denver.or anywhere else,.
can someone get this lady a horse?
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Yeah hah. Except that horses are stupid, unpredictable animals
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Savage wrote:Yeah hah. Except that horses are stupid, unpredictable animals
But they taste delicious...
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