This magnificent Board, all thanks to FKR (Slurred Be His Name ), will have its twelfth birthday!
So, good folks, my brothers-in-booze and sisters-in-spiritous-substances, stock pile a goodly supply of hooch a prepare to make a fine celebration of this wonderful, near sacred, event.
Please contact any Modern Drunkardists who havè posted recently and demand that they show up for this magnificent event.
With luck, even FKR (Slurred Be His Name ) will put in an appearance.
So start scribbling those cards, emails, instant messages, text messages, script to be attached to a carrier pigeon's leg, smoke-signals, conduct seances or any other method of communication that you know will reach a Board Member, to tell them to make a note in their diaries, to ensure that they look in on that Saturday (28th February) and join us for a few well earned wee massive drinkies.
Finally, make sure that you will be here then yourselves, because you, my fellow Modern Drunkardists, all deserve a drink, a pat on the back and a, "Good work, fella!" for ensuring the longevity of our little corner of the interwebs. We will raise toasts of remembrance to our fallen, slurp huge sips to our mighty scribblers, huzzah with hooch the Honourable FKR (Slurred Be His Name) and find a hundred other reasons to take a drink for, to, and at; future, present, past, pissed* and passed out!
So make a note of ithe date in your diary, put a ring around it on your calendar, programme it into some form of electronic device that remembers things for you - Whatever it takes to remind you be here and have plenty of hooch to hand.
I shall look forward to seeing you all upon that marvellous day of remembrance and celebration.
Until then, cheers! Get practicing.
Your friendly neighbourhood moderator,
P.
* That would be "pissed" in the British sense, obviously.
Saturday 28th February 2015
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Saturday 28th February 2015
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Re: Saturday 28th February 2015
It's great when these things happen! Only been in two of these. This will be my third. Let's raise a glass on this auspicious occasion.
Hell I'm doing it right now anyways
Hell I'm doing it right now anyways
Re: Saturday 28th February 2015
On a saturday huh? Thing was planned from the beginning and is taking shape now, oh you evil drunks!Palinka wrote:a hundred other reasons to take a drink
Lets make this a 24 hour drinking binge (is this even a binge? Oggar`s definition of a true bender doesn`t fit at all)!
100 you ask?, hmm:
Thirst for drink
being drunk is just great
you`re never alone with drink in hand
life`s a joke, drink for the fun of it
bad breakup with the bf/gf
injury
being alone and drunk has to be celebrated
being not alone/with lots of drunks at one place has to be celebrated
just for the taste of it
music without drink is like a car without fuel
12 already? That means 12 shots, beers or longdrinks before entering the fun
bougth us together, that is screaming for drink
remember those that once drank upon us
the no reason at all reason
without smokes I can`t enjoy my drink and vice versa, I smoke a lot
cab-drivers need to feed their families too
to forget tomorrow
and next week altogether
make that next month
for saying cheers
the world being round and never really falling flat on your face when drunk
all the varietys of drinks
the alien-invasion being postponed for now because of our favorites dive-bar`s urin stench
living in a world that allows me to tipe "fuck" without repression so far
looking forward to that inevitable hangover that says: When you feel it you`re alive, otherwise go see a doctor and eat his brain! (And prolly still having to throw up from it, being a hungover zombie)
go on.
Cheers!
Drink!
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Re: Saturday 28th February 2015
Fuck yeahoettinger wrote:On a saturday huh? Thing was planned from the beginning and is taking shape now, oh you evil drunks!Palinka wrote:a hundred other reasons to take a drink
Lets make this a 24 hour drinking binge (is this even a binge? Oggar`s definition of a true bender doesn`t fit at all)!
100 you ask?, hmm:
1. Thirst for drink
2. being drunk is just great
3. you`re never alone with drink in hand
4. life`s a joke, drink for the fun of it
5. bad breakup with the bf/gf
6. injury
being alone and drunk has to be celebrated
being not alone/with lots of drunks at one place has to be celebrated
just for the taste of it
music without drink is like a car without fuel
12 already? That means 12 shots, beers or longdrinks before entering the fun
bougth us together, that is screaming for drink
remember those that once drank upon us
the no reason at all reason
without smokes I can`t enjoy my drink and vice versa, I smoke a lot
cab-drivers need to feed their families too
to forget tomorrow
and next week altogether
make that next month
for saying cheers
the world being round and never really falling flat on your face when drunk
all the varietys of drinks
the alien-invasion being postponed for now because of our favorites dive-bar`s urin stench
living in a world that allows me to tipe "fuck" without repression so far
looking forward to that inevitable hangover that says: When you feel it you`re alive, otherwise go see a doctor and eat his brain! (And prolly still having to throw up from it, being a hungover zombie)
go on.
Cheers!
# eleventy: If there is anything in a bottle, it might contain Ethyl Alcohol Ethanol Alco-thol
or as I call her, Lovely Miss Ethyl. I think that Ethyl is actiually a verynice name
Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
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Re: Saturday 28th February 2015
Is there a place or is this a state of mind?
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Re: Saturday 28th February 2015
Smatter Noguts wrote:Is there a place or is this a state of mind?
Both of those, and a way of life. We all should stagger up to the Pub here throughout that auspicious day...
Raising containers of enjoyment in honor of the mighty FKR
Re: Saturday 28th February 2015
I have a whiskey tasting event from 6-8 that night but I will be in before, maybe during and fer sure after.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
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Re: Saturday 28th February 2015
the oett returnethoettinger wrote:so what`s going on in here? Is the rum cake served already?
Good heavings! That is today. This calls for a skype orgy of drunkardistic proportions. All hail the mighty FKR
DRINK!
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Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
Re: Saturday 28th February 2015
Now let's get wrecked!
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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Re: Saturday 28th February 2015
Hanging out with Junior thespians this afternoon. Prairie Fire Children's Theater group
My offspring may be having a sleepover tonight... So... I'll be pouring myself doubles...
Hoppy Birfday.
Hippy Bathday.
Um...
Happy Brithday... Er...
Drink!
My offspring may be having a sleepover tonight... So... I'll be pouring myself doubles...
Hoppy Birfday.
Hippy Bathday.
Um...
Happy Brithday... Er...
Drink!
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Re: Saturday 28th February 2015
ALL HAIL MODERN DRUNKARD, AND ESPECIALLY FKR, OUR FOUNDERARD.
Slurred be his name.
Slurred be his name.
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
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Re: Saturday 28th February 2015
Happy Founder's Day one and all.
Now Drink!
Now Drink!
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
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Kindly listen to this, please.
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Re: Saturday 28th February 2015
Back again to say Happy Foundation day!
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice