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Re: Skype Sequiturs

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"You can do anything as long as you don't shit yourself" - Oettinger, count of Wupperdorf

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"I'm not a bisexual. I'm just a naughty person". - Old$mart$kunk
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Fri Jan 29, 2021 12:54 pm
"I'm not a bisexual. I'm just a naughty person". - Old$mart$kunk
those are words to live by
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Re: Skype Sequiturs

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Badfellow wrote:
Mon Jan 18, 2021 3:31 pm
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sun Jan 10, 2021 2:27 am
I asked all the drunkard Skypers what their most favorite decadent food is. Dear Booze said lamb chops but then said "Lack of ramb".
His second choice was the Ribwich from Krusty Burger.
I think he's part middle Eastern. Why not pork chops, gravy and biscuits?
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Re: Skype Sequiturs

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oldsmartskunk: Did you know that Arnold Schwarzenegger bankrupted California?

oettinger: Did Lush (City) tell you that?
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Old$mart$kunkisms: (but picture it in a Lithuanian accent reminiscent of the Count from the Muppets)

"I'm gonna spatchcock you like a chicken!"

"Stop making me look gay. It's impossible, right? I'm as gay as a non-homosexual person can be. And I stretch that to the limit".
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Best Skype non-sequitur: "You got your head up your ass. You're going to suffocate."
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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"Pimping got too big" - oettinger

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Did you put jizz on it? - Dear Booze
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"I fuckin' just Febreezed!" - benitobeast (when his ladyfriend complained about the bathroom smell)
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Mon Mar 29, 2021 4:41 am
Did you put jizz on it? - Dear Booze
Oh God! Gag me with a spoon!
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"Yesterday I almost shit myself and I wasn't even drunk. That was weird." -- Oettinger
Oh God, my grandmother would kill me.

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"Here's a funny story... we were playing a drinking game... so I shoved a pickles cucumber up my ass and then shat it out and made another guy eat it..."

~Oettinger
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a drunk man tortilla chips, Velveeta and a hair dryer and he has nachos.

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Dear Booze wrote:
Sun May 02, 2021 1:18 pm
"Here's a funny story... we were playing a drinking game... so I shoved a pickles cucumber up my ass and then shat it out and made another guy eat it..."

~Oettinger
I'd say Oettinger has something to tell us, but, I feel like we all know about his repressed sexuality.
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" -Tom Waits

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Re: Skype Sequiturs

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brandonman wrote:
Mon May 03, 2021 11:05 pm
Dear Booze wrote:
Sun May 02, 2021 1:18 pm
"Here's a funny story... we were playing a drinking game... so I shoved a pickles cucumber up my ass and then shat it out and made another guy eat it..."

~Oettinger
I'd say Oettinger has something to tell us, but, I feel like we all know about his repressed sexuality.
You wish. Straight ass your whisky
Shut up Oettingerr
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