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"No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord."

Deuteronomy 23:1 on Badfellow.
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Those who gulps the bourbon elexier shall not post as much.

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"Bleeb garf flug! Fuggin gahhhh!"
-some wino, 1993

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scream ale wrote:
Sat Jul 17, 2021 9:48 pm

some wino
I like him a lot, excellent thinker
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scream ale wrote:
Sat Jul 17, 2021 9:48 pm
"Bleeb garf flug! Fuggin gahhhh!"
A profound statement we're all reciting at least once every weekend!

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the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad so I had one more for desert

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DrunkinEurope wrote:
Sun Jul 18, 2021 10:11 am
scream ale wrote:
Sat Jul 17, 2021 9:48 pm
"Bleeb garf flug! Fuggin gahhhh!"
A profound statement we're all reciting at least once every weekend!
It brings me to tears everytime I read it
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"I've got a party to go to and I'm the only one invited." -- Necro
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Sounds like something you'd hear at the dive bar. No, that's just undrunk Mike Tyson.

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In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.” — Benjamin Franklin.

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"In whiskey, you can add whiskey. In that whiskey, there could be more whiskey. And why shouldn't there be? So add more whiskey." -- Abraham Lincoln
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I'll have a Jameson neat please, and keep the tab open; Me, last night

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"I don't have a problem with alcohol. I have a problem without alcohol."

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Light beer is an invention of the Prince Of Darkness

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