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Merchant Seaman wrote:
Tue Sep 21, 2021 11:12 pm
Light beer is an invention of the Prince Of Darkness

Inspector Morse (Thames Valley CID)
Haha you could expand on that:

If there`s beer mixers there must be evil, but there`s also craft beer that means there`s good in the world too
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oettinger wrote:
Sat Sep 25, 2021 5:08 am
Merchant Seaman wrote:
Tue Sep 21, 2021 11:12 pm
Light beer is an invention of the Prince Of Darkness

Inspector Morse (Thames Valley CID)
Haha you could expand on that:

If there`s beer mixers there must be evil, but there`s also craft beer that means there`s good in the world too
The fictional character Detective Chief Inspector Morse, created by writer Colin Dexter, among other traits DCI Morse is a member of the Campaign for Real Ale, a real organization in the UK, they push for the preservation of traditional British pubs, and more to the point, cask conditioned beer and ale.

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"I love it when a drink comes together"

Your very own AD after mixing the perfect bloody mary in the morning
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Oldie but goodie.
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"It's like being bitten by a lion with velvet jaws." -- Daniel from the Whiskey Vault on an Old Forrester Single Barrel.
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"Like the Kentucky River, Wild Turkey 101 is mighty, bold, and takes its own sweet time." -- Back of the bottle.
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"In Russia, there's three ways to be - raves, vodka and IT" - can't recall who, tried to make it rhyme in English. Whatever...

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svosin wrote:
Wed Jun 07, 2023 6:05 pm
"In Russia, there's three ways to be - raves, vodka and IT" - can't recall who, tried to make it rhyme in English. Whatever...
Svosin said it, so it ain’t no potato, or lonely green bean, or a bowl of macaroni and cheese. No sir, it’s a bottle, a 1.75, of what you please.
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"Bury me when I die
beneath a wine barrel
in a tavern.
With luck,
the cask will leak."

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