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oettinger
Juicing Like Jackie
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by oettinger » Sat Sep 25, 2021 5:08 am
Merchant Seaman wrote: ↑ Tue Sep 21, 2021 11:12 pm
Light beer is an invention of the Prince Of Darkness
Inspector Morse (Thames Valley CID)
Haha you could expand on that:
If there`s beer mixers there must be evil, but there`s also craft beer that means there`s good in the world too
Drink!
Merchant Seaman
Inebriate Savant
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by Merchant Seaman » Sun Sep 26, 2021 9:42 pm
oettinger wrote: ↑ Sat Sep 25, 2021 5:08 am
Merchant Seaman wrote: ↑ Tue Sep 21, 2021 11:12 pm
Light beer is an invention of the Prince Of Darkness
Inspector Morse (Thames Valley CID)
Haha you could expand on that:
If there`s beer mixers there must be evil, but there`s also craft beer that means there`s good in the world too
The fictional character Detective Chief Inspector Morse, created by writer Colin Dexter, among other traits DCI Morse is a member of the Campaign for Real Ale, a real organization in the UK, they push for the preservation of traditional British pubs, and more to the point, cask conditioned beer and ale.
oettinger
Juicing Like Jackie
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by oettinger » Fri Nov 19, 2021 1:28 pm
"I love it when a drink comes together"
Your very own AD after mixing the perfect bloody mary in the morning
Drink!
scream ale
Chugging Like Churchill
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by scream ale » Fri Dec 09, 2022 4:36 pm
Nausea
Hooching Like Hemingway
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by Nausea » Mon Jan 09, 2023 12:10 pm
"It's like being bitten by a lion with velvet jaws." -- Daniel from the
Whiskey Vault on an Old Forrester Single Barrel.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
Nausea
Hooching Like Hemingway
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by Nausea » Thu Jun 01, 2023 3:09 pm
"Like the Kentucky River, Wild Turkey 101 is mighty, bold, and takes its own sweet time." -- Back of the bottle.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
svosin
Tippler
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by svosin » Wed Jun 07, 2023 6:05 pm
"In Russia, there's three ways to be - raves, vodka and IT" - can't recall who, tried to make it rhyme in English. Whatever...
Thompson
Ten Feet Tall and Bulletproof
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by Thompson » Wed Jun 07, 2023 10:31 pm
svosin wrote: ↑ Wed Jun 07, 2023 6:05 pm
"In Russia, there's three ways to be - raves, vodka and IT" - can't recall who, tried to make it rhyme in English. Whatever...
Svosin said it, so it ain’t no potato, or lonely green bean, or a bowl of macaroni and cheese. No sir, it’s a bottle, a 1.75, of what you please.
“Talk is cheap, whiskey costs money.” — Harry Caray
Nausea
Hooching Like Hemingway
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by Nausea » Sat Nov 25, 2023 5:41 pm
"Bury me when I die
beneath a wine barrel
in a tavern.
With luck,
the cask will leak."
-- Moriya Sen'an
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.