Liquornaut --
Been there. Fortunately, didn't do that. Great line.
My contribution: "I'm so drunk, you'll be hungover tomorrow."
-- Ed
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The wine urges me on, the bewitching wine, which sets even a wise man to singing and to laughing gently and rouses him up to dance and brings forth words which were better unspoken.
Homer (800 BC - 700 BC)
Same as it ever was.
I can't write like Papa, you know I just ain't able
But if he came in here tonight, I'd drink him under the table -Ronny Elliott
RIP Mayhem, as long as I have a heart you are in it.
But if he came in here tonight, I'd drink him under the table -Ronny Elliott
RIP Mayhem, as long as I have a heart you are in it.
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Great quote from John Candy
From the movie splash:
(to Tom Hanks who is clearly drunk as he falls off a barstool)
"You see, Drinking is a matter of ratios. How drunk you get is directly correlated to the quantity of alcohol you consume in relation to your body weight. So you see, you didn't drink too much, you're just too skinny!!!" :D
(to Tom Hanks who is clearly drunk as he falls off a barstool)
"You see, Drinking is a matter of ratios. How drunk you get is directly correlated to the quantity of alcohol you consume in relation to your body weight. So you see, you didn't drink too much, you're just too skinny!!!" :D
"Careful man, theres a beverage here!!!!"---The Dude
"Mark it 8 Dude."----Smokie
"Mark it 8 Dude."----Smokie
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I, allegedly, may have made one or two memorable quote, but, for the life of me, I can't remember them.
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
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"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
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