Homer J Simpson

Generic Jug · Post by **Generic Jug** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 9:58 pm

This is a Duffman quote, from when he was teaching adult mathematics at the homeless shelter:

"Okay, if you have six litres of blood, and your blood is 80% alcohol, how much alcohol do you have?"

massivedrunk · Post by **massivedrunk** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 10:06 pm

tonight i was watching teh somplsons and duffman said(upon first waking up) "duffman needs a pick me up" duffman rules

Generic Jug · Post by **Generic Jug** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 10:09 pm

MassiveDrunk wrote:tonight i was watching teh somplsons and duffman said(upon first waking up) "duffman needs a pick me up" duffman rules

Actually, I think it was, "Duffman could use an eye opener!" But who am I to argue with drunk logic. *grin*

massivedrunk · Post by **massivedrunk** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 10:22 pm

Generic Jug wrote:
MassiveDrunk wrote:tonight i was watching teh somplsons and duffman said(upon first waking up) "duffman needs a pick me up" duffman rules
Actually, I think it was, "Duffman could use an eye opener!" But who am I to argue with drunk logic. *grin*

i am sorry sir, you are rightr and i am drunk, im soory

Generic Jug · Post by **Generic Jug** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 10:23 pm

MassiveDrunk wrote:
Generic Jug wrote:
MassiveDrunk wrote:tonight i was watching teh somplsons and duffman said(upon first waking up) "duffman needs a pick me up" duffman rules
Actually, I think it was, "Duffman could use an eye opener!" But who am I to argue with drunk logic. *grin*
i am sorry sir, you are rightr and i am drunk, im soory

Whoah, hey, DON'T EVER APOLOGIZE FOR BEING DRUNK, DO YOU HEAR ME SOLDIER? DO YOU HEAR ME?!?!

massivedrunk · Post by **massivedrunk** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 10:33 pm

no sir, i will nwvwre A ACH I GOT NUTTIN, IM SORRY

Generic Jug · Post by **Generic Jug** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 10:39 pm

MassiveDrunk wrote:no sir, i will nwvwre A ACH I GOT NUTTIN, IM SORRY

*laugh* You're hanging in there like a real trooper, dearie, and that's something I'll always admire.

massivedrunk · Post by **massivedrunk** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 10:41 pm

Generic Jug wrote:
MassiveDrunk wrote:no sir, i will nwvwre A ACH I GOT NUTTIN, IM SORRY
*laugh* You're hanging in there like a real trooper, dearie, and that's something I'll always admire.

dont admire me admire my avatar, he seems much happier.

Generic Jug · Post by **Generic Jug** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 10:43 pm

MassiveDrunk wrote:
Generic Jug wrote:
MassiveDrunk wrote:no sir, i will nwvwre A ACH I GOT NUTTIN, IM SORRY
*laugh* You're hanging in there like a real trooper, dearie, and that's something I'll always admire.
dont admire me admire my avatar, he seems much happier.

It'd be hard to top his level of apparent happiness. You aren't sad, are you?

massivedrunk · Post by **massivedrunk** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 10:47 pm

only on the gband days, today not enclueded.

Generic Jug · Post by **Generic Jug** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 10:50 pm

MassiveDrunk wrote:only on the gband days, today not enclueded.

I'm glad to hear that's not today, but what exactly are the "gband" days? Gay bands?

fdoosey · Post by **fdoosey** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 11:59 pm

Generic Jug wrote:
MassiveDrunk wrote:only on the gband days, today not enclueded.
I'm glad to hear that's not today, but what exactly are the "gband" days? Gay bands?

M<evber he means "grand". Fiuck I can't sp3ell now.

Bourbon good.

creem57 · Post by **creem57** » Sat Sep 20, 2003 9:06 pm

When they have the duff bartender contest thing Duffman announces for Moe's turn, "And now the local lug who fills your mug with the drug you chug"

grogzombie · Post by **grogzombie** » Fri Oct 03, 2003 1:20 am

Homer - "Freeeee Duff?! VI-VA LIFE!"

Chelsea40oz · Post by **Chelsea40oz** » Fri Oct 03, 2003 1:34 am

Creem, nice av but could ya help out the scrolling impaired with something a little less... imposing?

Like on a microcosmic level.