Pointless humor

Palinka (RIP) · Post by **Palinka (RIP)** » Mon Aug 11, 2003 4:44 pm

LuckyStrikes wrote:If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

Because I'd tell you.

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Mon Aug 11, 2003 6:09 pm

Palinka wrote:
LuckyStrikes wrote:If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
Because I'd tell you.

Oh that you would!

CrunchyPissCrystals · Tue Aug 12, 2003 12:33 am

why is it that the letter w begins with a d

could Jesus drink so much beer that He, Himself could'nt remember last night

excuse me while i turn this beer into water

go fuck yersef capn mike davis.com

One for the Frog · Post by **One for the Frog** » Tue Aug 12, 2003 1:08 am

klick!

http://www.mikedavis.com

fdoosey · Post by **fdoosey** » Tue Aug 12, 2003 4:52 am

One for the frog wrote:klick!

http://www.mikedavis.com

That man looks like someone hit him in the face with a pick-axe!

Mad Scientist · Post by **Mad Scientist** » Tue Aug 12, 2003 6:53 am

fdoosey wrote: That man looks like someone hit him in the face with a pick-axe!

Like someone lit his face on fire and tried to put it out with an axe? :twisted: Sorry.... that might be a bit much...

Hugh Janblack · Post by **Hugh Janblack** » Tue Aug 12, 2003 7:43 am

"Mike comes to real estate from a 20 year career as a professional engineer and manager in the biomedical field. A resident of southern California since 1968, Mike holds a BS degree in Mechanical Engineering from Arizona State University as well as two MS degrees—one in Aerospace Engineering from University of Southern California and one in Management Science from West Coast University. Mike also holds a Master of Business Administration degree from West Coast University.

Mike is responsible for the design of the wing of the F-15 aircraft and the inventor of several biomedical devices. He grew up in an Air Force family and, as a result, has lived all over Southern California and knows the area intimately. As you can see from this wealth of education, experience and accomplishments, there is nothing that Mike Davis is afraid of trying. He is a very creative individual who believes that everything is possible. “Whether you’re designing aircraft and missiles or selling a house, you just approach and solve the problem one step at a time,” explains Mike."

And now he sells fucking houses?

Wow, that instills confidence in that F-15 wing!

bella · Post by **bella** » Tue Aug 12, 2003 1:36 pm

If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow

It doesn't matter what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature

Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one

bloaargh · Post by **bloaargh** » Tue Aug 12, 2003 2:21 pm

I went into this bar and sat down next to a pretty girl. She looked at me and
said, "Hey, you have two different colored socks on." I said, "Yeah, I know,
but to me they're the same because I go by thickness."

My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep, I go over
there and write misspelled words on them.

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.

After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?

http://gonzo.1av10.nu/quotes.php

StoliGirl · Post by **StoliGirl** » Tue Aug 12, 2003 2:26 pm

Why couldn't they make only one battery for cordless phones?

fdoosey · Post by **fdoosey** » Tue Aug 12, 2003 5:30 pm

Bella,

A cap'n Mike Davis avatar?

You're a brave girl. I like that.

TARTANSPECIAL · Post by **TARTANSPECIAL** » Tue Aug 12, 2003 6:44 pm

LuckyStrikes wrote:What would Jesus do?

Drink with us all. A right cheap round he would be. Another jug of water over here, please :twisted:

Palinka (RIP) · Post by **Palinka (RIP)** » Tue Aug 12, 2003 7:41 pm

But what would L. Ron Hubbard do (apart from try to persude us to give him all our cash and resurrect John Travolta's film career yet again)?

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Tue Aug 12, 2003 7:54 pm

TARTANSPECIAL wrote:
LuckyStrikes wrote:What would Jesus do?
Drink with us all. A right cheap round he would be. Another jug of water over here, please :twisted:

Or worse, when the check came, he would all of a sudden, develop an over active bladder. "Where is the restroom?"

CrunchyPissCrystals · Tue Aug 12, 2003 11:38 pm

Palinka wrote:But what would L. Ron Hubbard do (apart from try to persude us to give him all our cash and resurrect John Travolta's film career yet again)?

:twisted: