Pointless humor

fdoosey · Post by **fdoosey** » Mon Aug 11, 2003 1:33 pm

I was going through my site in a half-hearted attempt to update things, and came across this politically incorrect gem of a quote.

So now we can start a thread about really inane stuff.

Question: "How do they kipper stuff?"
Answer: "I don't know, but they got so good at it they named a holiday for it."

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Mon Aug 11, 2003 2:23 pm

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Mon Aug 11, 2003 2:26 pm

Do blind people have dreams? If they do, do they know what they are seeing?

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Mon Aug 11, 2003 2:27 pm

Why do buttons on ATM machines have braille on them?

Hugh Janblack · Post by **Hugh Janblack** » Mon Aug 11, 2003 2:28 pm

Do deaf schizophrenicshear voices in their head?

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Mon Aug 11, 2003 2:28 pm

Why do strip clubs advertise "Live Nude Girls". Are there clubs that have dead nude girls dancing?

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Mon Aug 11, 2003 2:31 pm

On Christmas Light boxes, why do they say for indoor/outdoor use only? Where else are we going to use them?

Mad Scientist · Post by **Mad Scientist** » Mon Aug 11, 2003 2:32 pm

LuckyStrikes wrote:Why do buttons on ATM machines have braille on them?

Saw a comedian talking about this, or more accurately, Drive-thru ATM's with braille on them. Think about that for a minute... the mind staggers.

Barca · Post by **Barca** » Mon Aug 11, 2003 2:47 pm

Why is there a braille Playboy?

Why do we drive in a parkway and park in a driveway?

If Jesus died in March what year was it in January and February?

Hugh Janblack · Post by **Hugh Janblack** » Mon Aug 11, 2003 2:52 pm

barcalounge wrote:Why is there a braille Playboy?

Why do we drive in a parkway and park in a driveway?

If Jesus died in March what year was it in January and February?

Because Playboy actually does have really good articles, so I am told, I have never noticed them.

A parkway is a road that has a stip of grass seperating the lanes of oncoming traffic. A driveway is named after the trail that leads from the entrance to your property to the buggy house (from years past) - it was called a "drive" - it later evolved into driveway.

Jesus didn't really die - he just went into that cave, and once a year, around Easter, he comes out of the cave. If he sees his shadow, then we know that spring is near, if he does not, it will mean more winter.

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Mon Aug 11, 2003 2:55 pm

What would Jesus do?

Hugh Janblack · Post by **Hugh Janblack** » Mon Aug 11, 2003 2:56 pm

LuckyStrikes wrote:What would Jesus do?

For a Klondike Bar?

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Mon Aug 11, 2003 2:58 pm

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Mon Aug 11, 2003 2:59 pm

If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?

Mad Scientist · Post by **Mad Scientist** » Mon Aug 11, 2003 3:01 pm

Hugh Janblack wrote: Because Playboy actually does have really good articles, so I am told, I have never noticed them.

Articles? Is that what we're calling them nowadays? That August centerfold definitely had a great set of articles.

Hugh Janblack wrote: Jesus didn't really die - he just went into that cave, and once a year, around Easter, he comes out of the cave. If he sees his shadow, then we know that spring is near, if he does not, it will mean more winter.

Absolutely priceless, Hugh. Laughing my ass off.