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Tequilala
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by Tequilala »
Put the really good/bad/evil/funny/memorable ones here.
Extreme dumb remarks and terrible miss-zpellingks are good to add also.
I'll start:
GinSoakedGirl wrote:There's no 'i' in 'team', but there's a 'u' in 'cunt'.
(Don't you know who I am? I'm the JUGGERNAUT bitch!
has been a part of my vocabulaire all last week, the drunker I get, the more I say it)
Oggar wrote:
-Everyone's a hypocrite and everyone's a liar. If you need a reminder just look in the mirror.
I saw more, but I can't be bothered looking them up. Hoping you all put in an effort too.
“The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 a.m.”
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Rowdydrunk79
- Hooching Like Hemingway
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by Rowdydrunk79 »
nic the chick wrote: Don't make me hurt you in the face!
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Uncle Gary
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by Uncle Gary »
No matter how cynical I get, I can't keep up.
No friend ever served me, and no enemy ever wronged me, whom I have not repaid in full. -- Sulla's Epitaph
