This one's particularly good for a wedding:
Here's to me and here's to you
Here's to love and laughter
I'll be true as long as you
And not one second after
Drinking Toasts to remember
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- Hooch Hound
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More great Drinking, Party Toasts to remember!
- May you...
Work like you don't need the money,
love like you've never been hurt,
dance like no-one is watching,
screw like it's being filmed,
and drink like a true Irishman.
- No matter how beautiful,
how smart, or how cute she is...
somebody somewhere, is sick of her shit!
And I guess I need one happy, sappy one...
- Always remember to forget
The things that made you sad.
But never forget to remember
The things that made you glad.
Cheers all you CrAzY party friends!
Work like you don't need the money,
love like you've never been hurt,
dance like no-one is watching,
screw like it's being filmed,
and drink like a true Irishman.
- No matter how beautiful,
how smart, or how cute she is...
somebody somewhere, is sick of her shit!
And I guess I need one happy, sappy one...
- Always remember to forget
The things that made you sad.
But never forget to remember
The things that made you glad.
Cheers all you CrAzY party friends!
- Uncle Gary
- Lord of Benders
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Afghanistan Toast
Here's to our enemies....
Laying face down, cold in their graves
Laying face down, cold in their graves
- Uncle Gary
- Lord of Benders
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And a related one
May the Devil make a ladder of the bones of our enemies so he can pick apples in the garden of Hell.
- Uncle Gary
- Lord of Benders
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- Joined: Sat Nov 24, 2007 6:51 pm
- Location: Scotch Town
- Uncle Gary
- Lord of Benders
- Posts: 287
- Joined: Sat Nov 24, 2007 6:51 pm
- Location: Scotch Town
- Uncle Gary
- Lord of Benders
- Posts: 287
- Joined: Sat Nov 24, 2007 6:51 pm
- Location: Scotch Town
Too funny!
Uncle Gary,
The " ...ownes a liquor store..." one is to funny!!!!!
The " ...ownes a liquor store..." one is to funny!!!!!
- Uncle Gary
- Lord of Benders
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- Joined: Sat Nov 24, 2007 6:51 pm
- Location: Scotch Town
- Uncle Gary
- Lord of Benders
- Posts: 287
- Joined: Sat Nov 24, 2007 6:51 pm
- Location: Scotch Town
- Uncle Gary
- Lord of Benders
- Posts: 287
- Joined: Sat Nov 24, 2007 6:51 pm
- Location: Scotch Town
The Frenchman loves his native wine;
The German loves his beer;
The Englishman loves his 'alf and 'alf,
Because it brings good cheer.
The Irishman loves his " whiskey straight,"
Because it gives him dizziness.
The American has no choice at all,
So he drinks the whole damn business
The German loves his beer;
The Englishman loves his 'alf and 'alf,
Because it brings good cheer.
The Irishman loves his " whiskey straight,"
Because it gives him dizziness.
The American has no choice at all,
So he drinks the whole damn business
No friend ever served me, and no enemy ever wronged me, whom I have not repaid in full. -- Sulla's Epitaph
- Uncle Gary
- Lord of Benders
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Here's to the love of a beautiful maid,
The love of a staunch true friend.
The love of a baby unafraid,
Has been known since time began.
But the greatest of loves,
The love of all loves,
Is the tender, infinite, passionate love,
OF ONE DRUNKEN BUM TO ANOTHER..
The love of a staunch true friend.
The love of a baby unafraid,
Has been known since time began.
But the greatest of loves,
The love of all loves,
Is the tender, infinite, passionate love,
OF ONE DRUNKEN BUM TO ANOTHER..
No friend ever served me, and no enemy ever wronged me, whom I have not repaid in full. -- Sulla's Epitaph
- Uncle Gary
- Lord of Benders
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- Joined: Sat Nov 24, 2007 6:51 pm
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Re: Drinking Toasts to remember
Here's to brother Tony, brother Tony, brother Tony
Here's to brother Tony, may he chugga-lug
He's happy, he's jolly
He's fucked up by golly
Here's to brother Tony, may he chugga-lug
So drink motherfucker, drink motherfucker
Drink motherfucker, drink motherfucker
Here's to brother Tony, may he chugga-lug
Drink it down, down, down, down...
If I had a dog that'd piss this stuff,
and I knew that dog could piss enough.
I would tie that dog to the head of my bed
and suck his peter 'til he was dead!
Here's to the perfect girl,
I couldn't ask for more.
She's deaf 'n dumb, oversexed,
and owns a liquor store
No matter how beautiful,
smart, or cute she is...
some man, somewhere, is sick of her shit
My friends are the best friends
Loyal, willing and able.
Now let’s get to drinking!
All glasses off the table!
To honor, with honor, for honor
if u cant cum in her, cum on her
Here's to brother Tony, may he chugga-lug
He's happy, he's jolly
He's fucked up by golly
Here's to brother Tony, may he chugga-lug
So drink motherfucker, drink motherfucker
Drink motherfucker, drink motherfucker
Here's to brother Tony, may he chugga-lug
Drink it down, down, down, down...
If I had a dog that'd piss this stuff,
and I knew that dog could piss enough.
I would tie that dog to the head of my bed
and suck his peter 'til he was dead!
Here's to the perfect girl,
I couldn't ask for more.
She's deaf 'n dumb, oversexed,
and owns a liquor store
No matter how beautiful,
smart, or cute she is...
some man, somewhere, is sick of her shit
My friends are the best friends
Loyal, willing and able.
Now let’s get to drinking!
All glasses off the table!
To honor, with honor, for honor
if u cant cum in her, cum on her
Re: Drinking Toasts to remember
Here's a few I've come up with...
"Here's to cheap whiskey
however it may taste
it's always there when you need it
and always knows its place
whether you're on top o' the world
or things are heading south
may you always have cheap whiskey
and may you never miss your mouth"
"Now beer, my friends is a wonderful thing
whether you be a prince, a pauper or even a king
and to spill one precious drop is really a shame
so waste not what you pour and we'll drink to your fame"
"Gather 'round my friends and lets spin us a tale
of bourbon and whiskey, of lager and ale
of new friends and old, of acts both daring and bold
of women of class and balls made of brass
and if we should die before the night ends
at least we went out drinking with friends"
"Here's to cheap whiskey
however it may taste
it's always there when you need it
and always knows its place
whether you're on top o' the world
or things are heading south
may you always have cheap whiskey
and may you never miss your mouth"
"Now beer, my friends is a wonderful thing
whether you be a prince, a pauper or even a king
and to spill one precious drop is really a shame
so waste not what you pour and we'll drink to your fame"
"Gather 'round my friends and lets spin us a tale
of bourbon and whiskey, of lager and ale
of new friends and old, of acts both daring and bold
of women of class and balls made of brass
and if we should die before the night ends
at least we went out drinking with friends"
The truth. Why is it so important? The truth is I'm an alcoholic prick. The lie is that I'm a charming well mannered drunkard. now isn't that much prettier? LET THE FALSEHOOD REIGN!
Or it could be the brain addled delusions. I doubt that. If you've ever met me, you'd want to buy me a drink. If you haven't met me, you'd want to buy me two.- DirtyLou
Or it could be the brain addled delusions. I doubt that. If you've ever met me, you'd want to buy me a drink. If you haven't met me, you'd want to buy me two.- DirtyLou