Facebones: In order to keep Nathan Explosion healthy, and because of the tremedous drinking it takes to entertain all you Dethklok fans out there, Nathan must undergo a series of liver transplants.
Lawyer: Don't you remember making this deal?
Skwisgaar: Nope
Pickles: We're we drunk?
Lawyer: Yes. Yes you were.
Nathan: You know we get really, really excited about really bad ideas when we drink.
Pickles while holding a drink: Dude, nice one. What are you trying to do depress us? Well it's working, now I need a drink. A different one, not this one.
Skwisgaar: There's only two things to do in a blackout. Get drunk, one thing to do.
Nathan: I hate Finland, I need a hundred beers.
Nathan Explosion: NOOOOOO! We never drink before a show. Never!
William Murderface: Well, I've been drinking all day.
Toki Wartooth: Me too.
Skwisgaar Skwisgelf: Me too.
Pickles: Me too.
(pause)
Nathan Explosion: Me too.
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I can't write like Papa, you know I just ain't able
But if he came in here tonight, I'd drink him under the table -Ronny Elliott
RIP Mayhem, as long as I have a heart you are in it.
But if he came in here tonight, I'd drink him under the table -Ronny Elliott
RIP Mayhem, as long as I have a heart you are in it.
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Murderface: What do you mean booze ain't food? I'd rather chop off my own ding-dong than admit that!
Toki Wartooth: You'd rather chop off your own ding-dong than not drink?
Murderface: Yeah!!!
Toki Wartooth: You'd rather chop off your own ding-dong than not drink?
Murderface: Yeah!!!
I can't write like Papa, you know I just ain't able
But if he came in here tonight, I'd drink him under the table -Ronny Elliott
RIP Mayhem, as long as I have a heart you are in it.
But if he came in here tonight, I'd drink him under the table -Ronny Elliott
RIP Mayhem, as long as I have a heart you are in it.
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TV Host: And finally, we've all heard those viscious rumors about Pickles the drummer not really being as big a drinker as he claims to be. Well Pickles is going to do something about that.
Pickles: Y'know it hurts when people say things that ain't true. But you know in retaliation I'm going to do something. I'm going to drink more than I ever have in my life.
Pickles: Y'know it hurts when people say things that ain't true. But you know in retaliation I'm going to do something. I'm going to drink more than I ever have in my life.
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I can't write like Papa, you know I just ain't able
But if he came in here tonight, I'd drink him under the table -Ronny Elliott
RIP Mayhem, as long as I have a heart you are in it.
But if he came in here tonight, I'd drink him under the table -Ronny Elliott
RIP Mayhem, as long as I have a heart you are in it.
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I bet the fucker's just jealous 'cuz he can't keep up.Oggar wrote: Nathan: I hate Finland, I need a hundred beers.
The last thing that anyone should ever do is feel ashamed of blacking out. You were trying to get drunk last night and, goddamnit, mission accomplished.
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I need a laughing smilieface.Epor wrote:I bet the fucker's just jealous 'cuz he can't keep up.Oggar wrote: Nathan: I hate Finland, I need a hundred beers.
I'm not so think as you drunk I am.
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Hell is no bourbon - Ms. Savage
Because that's how you win. Gunpowder and rum.,
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His full quote on Finland.
Oh, I hate Finland. I need a hundred beers. [Enters bar] I need a hundred beers. Exactly... exactly one hundred. Thank you.
the episode
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9K6oDQctJiI
Oh, I hate Finland. I need a hundred beers. [Enters bar] I need a hundred beers. Exactly... exactly one hundred. Thank you.
the episode
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9K6oDQctJiI
I can't write like Papa, you know I just ain't able
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But if he came in here tonight, I'd drink him under the table -Ronny Elliott
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Look I know you're all s*ber now and I can totally respect that. So I'm going to resist the urge to do drugs and drink around you. I will still do them, but I'll excuse myself and go to a different room. -Pickles
I can't write like Papa, you know I just ain't able
But if he came in here tonight, I'd drink him under the table -Ronny Elliott
RIP Mayhem, as long as I have a heart you are in it.
But if he came in here tonight, I'd drink him under the table -Ronny Elliott
RIP Mayhem, as long as I have a heart you are in it.
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Re: Metalocalypse
we're getting this going again. I'll post a good one from the newer episodes when I'm not feeling this great
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