Scrubs

Post by **Oggar** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 1:00 pm

Lads, you'll sleep enough when you're dead and buried. You have to get out on the streets. You have to talk to a stranger. Drink a beer for breakfast. Take the ugliest girl home from the party. -Billy the Irish guy

If I wanted to listen to people yammer on about thier lives I'd be at my AA meeting. -Janitor

Listen up there scrub brush- As a fellow abusive drinker you are honor bound by barstool ettiquette to sit there and listen to every word I have to say. -Dr. Cox

It's weird, I mean, I want to follow him down the hall and crack him over the head but I'm so drunk right now I know I'll collapse if I even move an inch. -Janitor

Still, even if you end up with a hangover that would slay a walrus it was all worth it... -J.D.

... I'm still a little buzzed from breakfast. -Janitor

We'll be at the playground drinking beer. God we love beer. -Dr. Cox

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horray for scrubs!!! i get to watch it for two hours every night 6-8pm

Mallory Knox · Post by **Mallory Knox** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 10:19 pm

Clickety-Click...
For those of you that aren't familiar, you can view every episode here.

Lushlife · Post by **Lushlife** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 5:58 pm

Mallory Knox wrote:Clickety-Click...
For those of you that aren't familiar, you can view every episode here.

Along with a bunch of other shows! How cool -- thanks for that Mallory!

Mallory Knox · Post by **Mallory Knox** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 1:55 am

You're so very welcome; I never get tired of watching Scrubs!

Post by **Oggar** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 2:11 am

Quotes you fucking retreads not info exchange!

Carla: What do you do when you get scared?
Dr. Cox: Run away, get a divorce, drink alone... You know, the classics.

Mallory Knox · Post by **Mallory Knox** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 2:42 pm

Don't get your panties in a bunch, Oggar...

Dr. Cox: Let me introduce you to, A Man Who Doesn't Care.

Crystal · Post by **Crystal** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 1:22 pm

Kevin Turk: What am I supposed to do until then?
Chris Turk: Barkeep. I'm a need these two glasses, and that bottle of whiskey! -'scuse me? Miss? my brother DEFINITELY needs to borrow your hat. And - for the love of all that is holy- will somebody please! PLAY ME SOME COUNTRY!!

Crystal · Post by **Crystal** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 3:41 pm

Perry to his 2 year old son: Sorry Jack. The machine's broken. Looks like you're gonna have to guzzle your juice down without any ice. Pretend, um... you know, pretend it's Gin.

White Lightning · Post by **White Lightning** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 9:47 pm

I've been drinking alone...less -- Dr. Cox

Nobody talk, just drink -- Dr. Cox

White Lightning · Post by **White Lightning** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 6:13 am

You can't drink and then come to work - you're not airline pilots. -- Dr. Cox

Trebek · Post by **Trebek** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 1:05 pm

JD: Maybe he just needed time to heal, or maybe he just needed to see how much everybody cared. But I'd like to believe that it was because of me that he was finally able to say this:
Dr Cox: You don't drink scotch
(This is followed by JD spitting out what I can only imagine is VERY good Scotch.)

Jack: Daddy drinks a lot.
Jordan: His first complete sentence. Fantastic.

GSG · Post by **GSG** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 2:47 am

As I lie in bed each morning and ask myself why I should put both my feet on the floor there are precious few reasons I've been able to come up with. The chance to escape Jordan's morning breath, sure. Scotch. It's too early to drink but people it is *never* to early to think about it. And of course the ever present possibility that I might finally happen upon Hugh Jackman and be able to give him the present I've been holding for him. BAM! - Dr. Cox

Thanks man, you were really impressive in the shower this morning. You know, dong-wise. - The Todd

Well that's the reason why you headache won't go away. That's pronounce analgesic, not anal-gesic. Sir, the pills go in your mouth. - Turk

Dr. Cox: Uh, Carla, have you, uh, have you seen Newbie?
Carla: Oh, he got off your leash?
Dr. Cox: Give me a break. The kid's like... he's like a... have you ever seen a drunk baby? Eh, it's a long story involving my son, a rum cake, and a low counter. Suffice to say, it turns out that, at first, it's... it's endearing to watch them bounce off of the walls, but man... you take your eyes off them for one second...and BAM! They've got a bucket on their head, and they're plowing right through your brand new flat screen TV. God save me, it was barely out of the box. The point is Newbie is my drunk baby.

Hoppy · Post by **Hoppy** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 1:24 am

Bob Kelso: Whats got two thumbs and doesnt give a crap? Bob Kelso, Nice yo meet you
*gives double thumbs up

Post by **Oggar** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 12:21 pm

J.D.: Ah, uncomfortable silences and alcohol. Just like thanksgiving at home.

[After J.D. is assigned to introduce Dr. Kelso at an awarding ceremony]
Dr. Cox: You are officially trapped.
J.D.: I'll just say something nice about him that's actually true.
Dr. Cox: You go do that, and I'll go find God, quit drinking, get in touch with myself emotionally, and we'll meet right back here at half past impossible, mm'kay?

[While cleaning up after a party for old gay men]
J.D.: Ooh, appletini! When did they start drinking straight guy drinks?

Janitor: We're at war, my friend. All American flags are on backorder. What do you want me to do in the meantime? Run a pirate flag up there? Maybe turn the whole building into a pirate ship? I could put a captain's wheel up on the roof. Catch a parrot somehow, slap on an eye patch, go to work with a caulk gun, seal her up, make her watertight. I could take her out to sea.
J.D.: Are you insane?
Janitor: No. I'm a pirate.

Kim: Well, we still haven't mentioned the A-word...
J.D.: Appletinis... I thought we should discuss abortion over appletinis.

Janitor: I converted to the Norse religion a while back. It just makes sense.