Joy didn't need me to get over her stage fright, turns out all she needed was a nip of Whiskey... followed by a pint of Tequila.
Randy: If I had a squirt gun filled with Vodka I'd shoot cops with it, 'cause they couldn't get mad.
Earl: I think they'd still get mad Randy.
Randy: Really? But they'd be gettin' free Vodka. I'm gonna try it.
My Name is Earl
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My Name is Earl
I can't write like Papa, you know I just ain't able
But if he came in here tonight, I'd drink him under the table -Ronny Elliott
RIP Mayhem, as long as I have a heart you are in it.
But if he came in here tonight, I'd drink him under the table -Ronny Elliott
RIP Mayhem, as long as I have a heart you are in it.
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Sorry to tell you Tom but there is no band. We played one gig, got drunk, got laid and sold our instruments to get more Beer.
Since being drunk helped me through this the first time, I decided I'd better be twice as drunk this time.
Since being drunk helped me through this the first time, I decided I'd better be twice as drunk this time.
I can't write like Papa, you know I just ain't able
But if he came in here tonight, I'd drink him under the table -Ronny Elliott
RIP Mayhem, as long as I have a heart you are in it.
But if he came in here tonight, I'd drink him under the table -Ronny Elliott
RIP Mayhem, as long as I have a heart you are in it.
Re: My Name is Earl
There better be some of that beer left for Christmas mornin
For a minute I wondered if, once again, I had drunk nine months of my life away
For a minute I wondered if, once again, I had drunk nine months of my life away
There's a game called drinking, it's a lot like solitaire
Look poor, act crazy, and carry a gun. -Faint-Hearted
Look poor, act crazy, and carry a gun. -Faint-Hearted
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Earl: We should go on a beer run; are we okay to drive?
Randy: I know a good way to find out. If I can steer that remote control car in the living room without crashing, were ok.
Earl: Randy that’s the cat.
Randy: (squinting at the cat) We shouldn’t drive.
Randy: I know a good way to find out. If I can steer that remote control car in the living room without crashing, were ok.
Earl: Randy that’s the cat.
Randy: (squinting at the cat) We shouldn’t drive.
There's a game called drinking, it's a lot like solitaire
Look poor, act crazy, and carry a gun. -Faint-Hearted
Look poor, act crazy, and carry a gun. -Faint-Hearted
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Randy: I never thought of drinking beer upside down before.
Earl: It tastes the same.
Randy: Yeah, but it goes to your brain before it goes to your livers.
Earl: And usually the Air Force would shoot you for doing that, but they figured I was too drunk to remember what I saw. But as we all know now - they were wrong.
Earl: It tastes the same.
Randy: Yeah, but it goes to your brain before it goes to your livers.
Earl: And usually the Air Force would shoot you for doing that, but they figured I was too drunk to remember what I saw. But as we all know now - they were wrong.
There's a game called drinking, it's a lot like solitaire
Look poor, act crazy, and carry a gun. -Faint-Hearted
Look poor, act crazy, and carry a gun. -Faint-Hearted