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"You should control you drinking problem."

"Problem? Oh, poor superman, he should really do something about his flying problem. It's not a problem if you're awesome at it!"
The last thing that anyone should ever do is feel ashamed of blacking out. You were trying to get drunk last night and, goddamnit, mission accomplished.
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