Oh I have been to Ludlow fair
And left my necktie God knows where,
And carried half way home, or near,
Pints and quarts of Ludlow beer:
Then the world seemed none so bad,
And I myself a sterling lad;
And down in lovely muck I've lain,
Happy till I woke again.
Quotes by the Classic Drinkers
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"I had to stop drinkin, cuz I got tired of waking in my car driving ninety." — Richard Pryor.
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"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day."
- Dean Martin.
"What contemptible scroundrel stole the cork from my lunch?"
- WC Fields
"I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast."
- WC Fields
"Always do undrunk what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
- Ernest Hemingway
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
- Humphrey Bogart
"Work is the curse of the drinking classes."
- Oscar Wilde
"The reason I drink is because when I'm undrunk I think I'm Eddie Fisher."
- Dean Martin
- Dean Martin.
"What contemptible scroundrel stole the cork from my lunch?"
- WC Fields
"I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast."
- WC Fields
"Always do undrunk what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
- Ernest Hemingway
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
- Humphrey Bogart
"Work is the curse of the drinking classes."
- Oscar Wilde
"The reason I drink is because when I'm undrunk I think I'm Eddie Fisher."
- Dean Martin
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"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy"
Tom Waits
"The most important thing to remember about drunks is that drunks are far more intelligent than non-drunks. They spend a lot of time talking in pubs, unlike workaholics who concentrate on their careers and ambitions, who never develop their higher spiritual values, who never explore the insides of their head like a drunk does."
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Tom Waits
"The most important thing to remember about drunks is that drunks are far more intelligent than non-drunks. They spend a lot of time talking in pubs, unlike workaholics who concentrate on their careers and ambitions, who never develop their higher spiritual values, who never explore the insides of their head like a drunk does."
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That second one is great :D
Canada Dry is great anyway, probably my favourite mixer. Moscow Mules are the sex.
Canada Dry is great anyway, probably my favourite mixer. Moscow Mules are the sex.
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Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, it is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver. ~Jack Handey
A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her. ~W.C. Fields
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. ~Winston Churchill
A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her. ~W.C. Fields
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. ~Winston Churchill
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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"An alcoholic is someone you don't like, who drinks as much as you do."
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"The flowers tried harder" Bukowski describing his first time being drunk in Ham on Rye.
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That's a good one.ThirstyDrunk wrote:"I have known more men destroyed by the desire to have wife and child and to keep them in comfort than I have seen destroyed by drink and harlots"
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at a friends wedding, another friend of mine as we are standing around chattign it up with several other people durring a lull in the conversation say: "i drink so i dont have to eat".
another chick in the crowd laughs for a second untill she realises hes serious
another chick in the crowd laughs for a second untill she realises hes serious
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Love this. I remember one thing I thought the first time I was drunk was "Oh. everything doesn't have to suck so much"JimLahey wrote:"The flowers tried harder" Bukowski describing his first time being drunk in Ham on Rye.
"S0briety diminishes, discriminates, and says no; drunkenness expands, unites, and says yes." -William James
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"I ordered a Scotch and soda, which is my favorite drink, next to frozen Daiquiris."-- Holden Caulfield
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"Tequila. Straight. There's a real polite drink. You keep drinking until you finally take one more and it just won't go down. Then you know you've reached your limit." - Lee Marvin
And yes, drinks are on me. Choose your poison.
Cheers!
And yes, drinks are on me. Choose your poison.
Cheers!
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Damn straight.Hirsute Man wrote:The beauty of drink is making one think themselves witty. Occasionally I actually am.
Also,
the benefit of hanging out with a bunch of mighty Drunkards is that when someone says something good like that, it is met with a
++clink++
and it really should be put here in this thread. I dunno.
Anyways
Cheers ya Drunkard summina bastidges
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At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
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A great many, old chum.mistah willies wrote:...Hey Palinka, I'm fucking drunk. Is there a thread aklready created for this?.
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