You must be drunk because I see two of you

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You must be drunk because I see two of you

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To the Kiezer!
“Anything you say will be twisted around and held against you in a court of law”

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Re: You must be drunk because I see two of you

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Rocky: I see three of him out there.
Paulie: Hit the one in the middle!
Duke: Right! Hit the one in the middle!
"You know, you remind me of a poem I can't remember, and a song that may never have existed, and a place I'm not sure I've ever been to." - A.J.S.

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