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sounds twice as bad undrunk
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- Impish Boozehound
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sounds twice as bad undrunk
"a wise man drinks with the devil to keep the bastard in line, a fool tries to drink the devil away."
- Impish Boozehound
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Re: sounds twice as bad undrunk
"No, the name "fire-crotch" is from the from the swarm of biting ant that live under her skirt"
-a terrifying response to an inquiry about a brunettes nickname at the bar.
-a terrifying response to an inquiry about a brunettes nickname at the bar.
"a wise man drinks with the devil to keep the bastard in line, a fool tries to drink the devil away."
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Re: sounds twice as bad undrunk
are they fire ants
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Re: sounds twice as bad undrunk
"GODDAMNIT! There's tequila in my asscrack AGAIN!"
-bar patron with a clumsy handed friend behind him, spilling shots.
-bar patron with a clumsy handed friend behind him, spilling shots.
"a wise man drinks with the devil to keep the bastard in line, a fool tries to drink the devil away."
Re: sounds twice as bad undrunk
Impish Boozehound wrote:"GODDAMNIT! There's tequila in my asscrack AGAIN!"
-bar patron with a clumsy handed friend behind him, spilling shots.
I lol'd.
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Re: sounds twice as bad undrunk
"OK, you butter up the asshole, I'm going to go work on the prick."
-Discussion between two waitresses determining which one was going to deal with which patron with less than desireable personalties.
-Discussion between two waitresses determining which one was going to deal with which patron with less than desireable personalties.
"a wise man drinks with the devil to keep the bastard in line, a fool tries to drink the devil away."
Re: sounds twice as bad undrunk
Impish Boozehound wrote:"OK, you butter up the asshole, I'm going to go work on the prick."
-Discussion between two waitresses determining which one was going to deal with which patron with less than desireable personalties.
I think I heard a couple girls say this my last trip to Tijuana.
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Re: sounds twice as bad undrunk
Redbull! It's totally, like a liqure or something!
-drunkest (and dumbest) 18 year old girl In the bar.
-drunkest (and dumbest) 18 year old girl In the bar.
"a wise man drinks with the devil to keep the bastard in line, a fool tries to drink the devil away."
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Re: sounds twice as bad undrunk
"We have power tools, microwave transmitters, a rubber sheep, 18 oz of bourbon, two bottle of vodka, at least half a keg left, one golf club, and 400 feet of fiber optic cabling . . . . . . I think we are equipped to unclog the hooka pipe."
-Host at an office party tackling a minor plumbing issue
-Host at an office party tackling a minor plumbing issue
"a wise man drinks with the devil to keep the bastard in line, a fool tries to drink the devil away."
Re: sounds twice as bad undrunk
...Yeah, I get these kinda blisters every time I drink. Don't worry about it.
I can't be your kind, and you can't be mine. Cos I've got wine... on my mind... all the time. -Johnny Paycheck
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Re: sounds twice as bad undrunk
Calluses on my hands? You should see my ---Jose Beam wrote:...Yeah, I get these kinda blisters every time I drink. Don't worry about it.
DRINK!