Good catch, Commander.
I hereby authorize the Sorghum Spies to enact protocol: zeta-ethyl-exlax on the dry's punchbowl at the annual Anti-Saloon League Prissy Prom & Carrie Nation Convention. This is a highly drunk and dangerous mission should you choose to accept. Deployment of overproof liquor and still tails is recommended.
Copy that, Sir. One of our finest, Larry “Bourne Drunk” Sellers has chosen to accept the mission. Before deployment, Sellers will, and should already be fueled properly with elixir and equipped with with a mixture of the heads and tails cut straight from the still. Plenty of methanol/acetone provides neural oscillation malfunctions, while mixed with a heavy dose of isopropyls, should guarantee the shits for any of The League that dares drink the punch. We will reconvene at 0600 for the morning beer. Over and out.
The deeply drunk state of mind sends an air-craftbeer carrier to support your mission. You are not alone soldier we are having drinks behind your... eh have your back.