Yeah, live with two of 'em now.
Offered the ChunkieMonk a free PBR, and he said, "No thanks, bro. I'm allergic to beer."
I said, "Hah?"
He said, "I break out in handcuffs."
This was ten minutes ago.
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Re: Quotes from a Dry
It's a ruse to get his hands on your Kraken (and maybe your toilet paper - have you checked for SqualorMan recently?)mistah willies wrote:...he said, "No thanks, bro. I'm allergic to beer."...
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Re: Quotes from a Dry
Palinka wrote:It's a ruse to get his hands on your Kraken (and maybe your toilet paper - have you checked for SqualorMan recently?)mistah willies wrote:...he said, "No thanks, bro. I'm allergic to beer."...
We are all ensqualored, if we don't keep our minds on our arses.
I know you to be very hygienic, but here, well, sometimes it appears, among a certain individual, the teepee may not be actually used at all.
Squalor alert!
Wait, methinks that was supposed to go before the link
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Re: Quotes from a Dry
My Russian friend's dry mother-in-law, upon finding out he likes whiskey:
"You drink?! Have you ever seen a grown man shit his pants?!"
As a matter of fact I have. It was my Russian friend, very drunk, playing midnight golf. And it was hilarious.
"You drink?! Have you ever seen a grown man shit his pants?!"
As a matter of fact I have. It was my Russian friend, very drunk, playing midnight golf. And it was hilarious.
Making my own city lights out of bourbon and the stars of a barroom fight.
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Re: Quotes from a Dry
"why do you drink"
"I don't like feeling like I'm not in control"
"I don't need to drink to feel like I'm having fun"
etc
etc
"I don't like feeling like I'm not in control"
"I don't need to drink to feel like I'm having fun"
etc
etc
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Re: Quotes from a Dry
Yep the worst.Mr. Viking wrote: "I don't need to drink to feel like I'm having fun"
"I become another person" is also great. I mean if you like to wear dresses just do it
"I might forget myself" spot on stupid! I always forget
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Re: Quotes from a Dry
I reply to the you don't have to drink to have fun, well you don't need sneakers to run but it fucking helps.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Re: Quotes from a Dry
Yes indeed.Patchez wrote:I reply to the you don't have to drink to have fun, well you don't need sneakers to run but it fucking helps.
In that manner: "I think you're addicted to coffee, cigs, and going to meetings in the church basement"
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Somethign is wrong woith him
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Re: Quotes from a Dry
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I mean, I drink heavily but shit like this makes me sick
I mean, I drink heavily but shit like this makes me sick
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Re: Quotes from a Dry
Yup. Folks, always mind the closing brackets when writing code. I mean, really, it's so pleboettinger wrote:"/mx9Uck6uB63VIKFYnEMXrRJtnKITppOI_IvcXXDNrsc.woff2)format('woff2');unicode-range:U+0370-03FF;}@font-face{font-family:'Roboto';font-style:normal;font-weight:500;src:local('Roboto Medium'),local('Roboto-Medium'),url(//fonts.gstatic.com/s/roboto" Totally caught me off guard.
I mean, I drink heavily but shit like this makes me sick
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Re: Quotes from a Dry
Compelling! But oh so true. Couldn't have said it better. 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